I wake up from the morning sun tickling my nose. I open my eyes to find myself laying on Johnny's chest, his protective arm wrapped around my waist. I check the time to see it's 8:03am *fuck i've woken up so early*, i get up and turn round to look at the man i've just slept with and see him fast asleep with his arm across the bed from where it was wrapped around me.
I sneak into the bathroom and turn on the shower. I step in and feel the warm water run off my head and down my back like a massage. Through the noise of the water and the quiet singing (from me obvs) i hear a small knock coming from the bathroom door. I knew it was Johnny so i told him to come in as the shower curtain was shut anyway. Clearly desperate to go to the toilet, he rushes in but i cant see what he's doing. I just hear, "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck". I ask him what's up and he says someone's in the house, he said it sounded like it was my mum or something. Shocked, i peep my head round the shower curtain and whisper, "she wasn't meant to be here till Thursday" whilst holding my eyes open wide with a 'what the fuck' expression. He replies "Well she's downstairs now so what the fuck are we supposed to do babe?".
Fuck.
Another knock comes from the bathroom door, with a "Hi Harper, it's me, the business trip got cut short so they said i could come home *pause* do you mind if i come in to turn the heating on, it's freezing downstairs?".
This is not happening right now, well hello mother, meet Johnny Depp. Johnny this is my mother. I can't even make a scenario in my head that doesn't have a good ending. I have to do something. I grab Johnny's arm and pull into the shower behind the curtain and reply to my mum with a yes. Just as Johnny gets his foot behind the curtain my mum bursts in. Johnny looks at me with a 'seriously, I'm getting soaked' look along with a 'but i'm not complaining being in the shower with you right now' look straight after (with a wandering eye i might just add). I hear the door shut and nod at Johnny to say get out. He complies and waits for me whilst i wrap a towel round and stand on the bath mat. I need to think of a plan. Quick.
Okay so the plan I came up with was shit. The shitttest of the shit. I asked him to climb out of my fucking bedroom window. Classy right. Oh and definitely got the idea from some shit film I watched years ago. Luckily, as there was no other way to get this 5'10" man out of my house without my mother seeing, he was up for it. Leg by leg, we squeezed him out of the window and onto my porch below. Lots of 'ow' and 'shh' and 'shit' were involved. But I guess that was inevitable when the window was the size of a cat flap. He gives me one last look back before he jumped off the porch onto my driveway. I'd expect him to run off, as my mum is only on the other side of this wall. But no. It's Johnny. He walked off at the speed of a fucking snail. Seriously Johnny. However, he looked sexy doing it.
I sit on my bed and let out a sigh of relief. I go downstairs and chat to my mum so nothing is suspicious.
My phone buzzes, and i take a quick peek and see Johnny's name. I open the text and see,JD : "Fun sneaking around huh? Should do it more often Harp haha. Drinks at mine Saturday sweetheart what do you think? xx"
HJ : "It is kinda. Just not when it's your mum that nearly catches you. Steer clear from making that mistake again haha. And maybe? I'll see what my plans are. I think you saw enough of me this morning, don't you think? xx"
JD : ";) xx"
Thought I'd play hard to get, I mean I don't want to throw myself at him like most girls would. Don't get me wrong, i would throw myself at him, but i also don't want to scare him off.
Time for a major mother's meeting. Not with my actual mother. With Destiny's Child (or the girls).
I ring them up on Whatsapp. They both answer and i don't even talk. To be honest, i cant get the words out. They both look at me with wide eyes and say "What's happened Harper, you're never this quiet".
HJ : "Girls, it happened"
Z : "What happened?"
HJ : "Johnny. Johnny happened" - *with a smile*
A : "Oh my god, were you a lil busy last night?"
HJ : "You could say so"
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The conversation carried on as I told them what happened. I think the fact it was Johnny Depp clouded the fact that i'd slept with a 56-year-old. But at least they're not mad. I love how girls egg you even if it's the worst thing to do, girl groups are such a bad influence. But i fucking love them for it.Just before i go to bed, i check social media and go onto mine and Johnny's messages. Deciding whether to text him goodnight or not. Wondering whether i should make an excuse to text him and in which i could say goodnight. Clearly social anxiety got me thinking he doesn't actually like me. News flash Harper, you slept with the man last night...
HJ : "Saturday sounds perfect. Night J xx"
JD : "I knew you'd give in eventually ;) Night sweetheart xxx"
Oooo he stepped up the kisses, this has got to mean something.
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First official date next chapter...Sorry for the shortish chapter. Vote and comment if you enjoyed :)
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