~HAIKYUU!! ZODIAC CRACK~

When you go to church?

They're all children in this scenario.

Aries♈️:
With Kuroo & Bokuto~ Bokuto is that kid who can't sit still, he messes with Kuroo who's acting well behaved. You end up sitting in between the two children and Bokuto falls asleep on your lap but is snoring loudly.

Taurus♉️:
Asahi & lev~ Asahi is being a perfect angel while Lev it going through the books and constantly asking questions. Lev yells out loud to Asahi, "ASAHI That looks like you!" Asahi cries. You had to leave.

Gemini♊️:
Shirabu & Terushima ~ Terushima was thirsty it instead of telling you he went to drink the holy water, you didn't know he snuck off til he came back all wet, and somehow Shirabu had a bag of gummies. He stole them from the diaper bag behind you from another mother.

Cancer♋️:
Daisho & Suna ~ "can you ask if I can get a pet snake, and lizard, and frog, and a alligator..." Daisho just keeps telling to to pray for his wishes to have reptiles true. If you didn't he'd start crying.  Suna fell asleep with chocolate all over his face on your lap. Sugar crashed.

Leo♌️:
Yachi & Tsukishima ~ "why is the man up there dress fancy?"
"He's a king."
"And why are there cookies?"
"A snack for us cause we sat for a long time"
"And why do..." Yachi just kept asking Tsuki questions, he was nice enough to answer but you and him both knew they were the wrong answers. But at least they were whispering.

Virgo♍️:
Hanamaki & Matsukawa ~ you brought them color books to keep them occupied. Til they started drawing memes in the church books with out you knowing. Now the next person will have a fun surprise.

Libra♎️:
Kogenagawa & Tendo ~ when it comes to the singing, these kids start yell singing and dance on the bench. You have to take them outside to lecture not to do that. But gave up and went to the park they were too energetic.

Scorpio♏️:
Kindaichi & Kunimi~ Kunimi sleeps the entire time so you have to carry him but Kindaichi starts crying wanting to be picked up also, now you carry both boys the entire hour. But at least they were quiet.

Sagittarius♐️:
Sugamama & Nobuyuki ~ perfect angels. They hold hands the whole time. You get complimented how cute they are and well behaved. Also cute in their Sunday clothes.

Capricorn♑️:
Kenma & Futakucchi ~ you have to constantly stop kenma from sneakily play on his game, you swore you took at lease 4 devices away, where are they all coming from?? Futakucchi also keeps messing with kenma. Tugging on his hair and pushing him to mess up on his game. You sit in between but it still doesn't help that now Futakucchi is now bothering you like kenma and standing on the bench walking up and down. Luckily you decide it was better to sit in the back.

Aquarius♒️:
Nishinoya & Hinata~ your in trouble, even if you're in the crying room they are both running around and screaming you get looks from other parents. you end up just leaving because of they're bad behavior but take them to Mcdonald's to play and eat.

Pisces♓️:
Akaashi & Aone~ these two are angels. You never have any problems with them, they do everything they're supposed to do. They're so cute in their dress up clothes.