You are children ~
Aries♈️:
Iwa-chan ~ he's both mom and dad. {change my mind}. Oikawa is jealous of you getting all the attention. You're buddies with the Kunimi and Kindaichi. Cream puff is always teasing you to which Kyotani comes to the rescue.
Taurus♉️:
Yaku & Kuroo / Nobuyuki ~ is step-daddy , you and kenma are the good kids. Lev is trouble child. That's it.
Gemini♊️:
Mamasemi & Mooshijima ~ semisemi babies you and Goshiki the most. Shirabu is the sassy teenage daughter only causing problems to mom. Mooshijima gives you head pats.
Cancer♋️:
Sugamama & Dadchi ~ YOU ARE FUCKING LOVED. Sugamama spoils all of you rotten and Dadchi does too, he gives you meat buns snacks before dinner. Tsukishima is a little bitch to you so Kageyama taught you to say Boke. DADCHI heard but..Don't tell mom~
Leo♌️:
Kiyoko~ best aunt ever. She gives hugs constantly and cooks the best food. She's so kind and beautiful. She loves to give you,yachi, Hinata and Yamaguchi the most hugs. And carries you everywhere.
Virgo♍️:
Mattsun & Makki ~ also best uncles, spent most of the time prancing Oikawa. They share their memes with you to which Iwa-chan can't understand what y'all are trying to say.
Libra♎️:
the entire Jonzenji team. Good luck.
Scorpio♏️:
Ukai~ grandpa ~ PFFFFTT, you tattle tale to your great grandpa who spoils you ROTTEN. you naturally love volleyball. He keeps you away from the team, doesn't want you to lose some brain cells.
Sagittarius♐️:
Moniwa ~ everyone is spoiled, he loves to naps all together, Aone protects you from Futakucchi bullying you. He thinks you are the cutest child ever. It's a bit easy to get away with things too.
Capricorn♑️:
Kita~ he loves letting you all play outside while he cleans the house inside. It's the only time he can clean properly. Everyone takes their shoes off to not track in mud, but the twins who mostly blame the mess on you blame it on you again. But he knows and just spoils you more making the twins cry. Then everyone cries. He made snacks for everyone so don't worry everybody stopped when they saw the snacks. Though the twins had to clean afterwards.
Aquarius♒️:
Asahi ~ best uncle! Y'all love to scare him most of the time, but you mostly play with his hair. And sometimes he gets trapped playing princess tea party with you and Yachi.
Pisces♓️:
Akaashi~ is mom and dad, {change my MIND} , Akaashi is very patient and loving. You all cling to him 25/8, you all fall asleep on him. He has like 5 photo albums you all. He secretly cries on the inside from how cute you are all.
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