Who protects you from boys? & how?
Aries♈️: Kiyoko~ she distracts them with her beauty. Making you the potato.
Taurus♉️: Iwa-chan~ he just puts an arm on your waist and the guy is long gone. If that don't work he punches the guy.
{such a man~}
Gemini♊️: Terushima~ he joins in. But starts saying false embarrassing things about you.
"Actually Y/n here, like rubbing her feet with jelly every night before she goes to bed, and I heard she snacks on dog treats."
Making the boy lose interest and disgusted.
Cancer♋️: Asahi~ this precious boy!😭 , he'll ask kindly with a stutter, then starts to buff up to protect you like a bully puppy. if they keep bugging Daichi is in the background with a dark aura scaring the boy. You still believe it was Asahi who saved you~
Leo♌️: Yaku~ this protective mommy cat with show his claws. All who knows of Yaku run in fear.
Virgo♍️: Bokuto~ he scoops you up and takes you away. That's it :3
Libra♎️: Tendou~ he joins in. But if it gets to handsy he carries you away on his shoulder slapping your ass. ;)
Scorpio♏️: Futakucchi~ also like Terushima, he straight up embarrasses you 10x more.
"She shampoos with mayo. And has a pet leak with googly eyes in her school bag right now that she talks too." Making a Koo Koo hand sign, Then whispers in the boys ear something that immediately scares him away.
"You don't need him, you have me~"
Sagittarius♐️: Cream Puff~ this boy gets salty. With the boy flirting with you. Like he's a rock of salt. Throwing insults and remarks at the other boy. DISSING him so much that the other boy left hurt.
Capricorn♑️: Hinata~ he's all jumpy jumpy on the boy, challenging him to a fight immediately scary the boy away. He keeps you close afterwards.
Aquarius♒️: Mooshijima ~ he'll kindly ask them to leave if not he carries you like a princess away
{opposite of Tendou⬆️}
Pisces♓️: Trashykawa~ he straight up kisses you. The guy gets the message. Your just frozen. Face red. It didn't help a leaf fell on your head.
"Look iwa-chan Y/n is a tomato!!"
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