Who you get drunk with?~

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Dumb drunk thing y'all do?

Aries♈️: Saltyshima ~ you both did the chicken dance intensively.

Taurus♉️: Bokuto ~ you both covered the floor with baby oil to slide around. Akaashi was not impressed.

Gemini♊️: Nishinoya ~ you both practice pick up lines and flirted with a pillow. But with pic of Asahi face tape to it.

Cancer♋️: Iwazumi ~ y'all were going to 'audition' for shark week, the judges? Makki and Mattsun. Your product? A toilet paper roll glued and color like a telescope. It time traveled.

Leo♌️: Daisho ~ you both talked to each other in animal sounds. But the only sound he made was a snake.

Virgo♍️: Kenma ~ Kuroo made y'all think y'all had to do a exercise training video demonstrations, his 'camera' was a box of cereal he was eating out of.

Libra♎️: Takeru ~ you both sang 'hard candy Christmas.' In July while crying.

Scorpio♏️: Yamagata ~ both had a contest who can crab walk better. Tendou actually joined in not even drunk.

Sagittarius♐️: AKAASHEEEEE ~ act like mimes, Bokuto was scared the entire night needless to say,

Capricorn♑️: Yamagucci ~ bought tons of mini marshmallows and dumped them on the floor to make 'snow angels', also ended up sleeping in the marshmallows filled floor.

Aquarius♒️: Sakusa ~ you both did the Macarena silently.

Pisces♓️: Atsumu ~ attempt to walk backwards everywhere because Osamu said it was Opposite Day.

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