Our lives.[Bungou Stray Dogs]

bsd as-

BSD as shit I've heard from strangers.

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Chuuya to Dazai: come on and fight me, bitch, I know the law!

Akutagawa: he says, as someone who've been held in jail three times.

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Atsushi: The best advice I can give....is nothing, I'm eighteen, what did you expect me to say Darrel?

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Lucy to Poe: oh wow....you really did say 'fuck you' to all your insecurities this morning, huh?

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Chuuya: liSTEN MY GUY—!

Dazai: I'm non-binary. I go as they and them.

Chuuya: LISTEN MY PERSON!

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Poe: because I do not know when my midlife crisis will begin, I have decided to go in an ongoing crisis instead.

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Ranpo: I'm the smartest bitch here!

Yosano: you literally almost drowned yourself in coffee and energy drinks....

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Ranpo: IF I DON'T GET FOOD I WILL HURT SOMEONE

Dazai: you are 5'4, you once punched the air and it punched you back! RELAX KID.

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Fukuzawa: I obey to nobody.

Cat: meows

Fukuzawa: I obey to one person.

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Mori: as a doctor, I'm concerned for your health. But, I also want to push you off a bridge.

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Tachihara to akutagawa: I'm pretty sure your ass got handed by a damn priest.

Tachihara: exorcised the bitch.

Tachihara: in the name of the father, amen.

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Atsushi: if you don't shut the fuck up, I will.

Akutagawa: you will....?

Atsushi: I will.

Dazai: give him a little bit of time.

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Gin: I'm free on Friday, 7pm, let's go out for dinner. Maybe I'll give you something else too.

Higuchi: w-WAIT, HOLD ON! IM NOT A TOP—

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That's it lmao, also osaMU DAZAI IN A PONYTAIL MMMMM.