Our lives.[Bungou Stray Dogs]

The case of Edogawa Ranpo's heart

Notes:Ranpoe, fluff, mentions of soukoku, The agency helps (aka forces) ranpo to confess via baiting him free food for the entire month. This story is a mess, the entire story came to me In a dream (no joke) and also I had to rewrite this like fifty times-

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The agency pulled a secret meeting. Dazai, who was in the front of the office, had stood next to a whiteboard that had Ranpo's name written in the middle and holding a marker in between his fingers. The rest of workers there were sitting in their assigned places.

"As you all know,"Dazai said, encircling Ranpo's name on the whiteboard. "Our dearest, Ranpo-San, seems to be having a dilemma,"He continued.

The rest of the workers agreed, this past month. Ranpo seemed to have been distressed and utterly distracted. He had been doing less cases than he usually did, he couldn't seem to finish any of his candies, and he was easily startled most of the time and his face would also turn bright red. So, they forced him to do a case and thus the meeting was held. (Yes, The President also doesn't know)

"What if he had trouble at home?"Atsushi suggested, Kyouka nodding in agreement.

Yosano shook her head in disagreement. "He's probably sick with something and won't tell us about it so we don't worry about him,"

Kunikida stopped typing, looking up from his computer. He rose his eyebrow, questionably," if Ranpo-San were to be sick, he wouldn't hesitate to tell us, he doesn't really like being sick. Yosano-sensei, he said it himself. Remember when he complained all day that being sick made him sluggish and he couldn't eat any of his sweets?"Dazai grinned, snapping his fingers. A lightbulb seemed to have lighten up brightly on top of his head.

"I say he is sick!"He exclaimed, "Wha? D-Dazai-San, what do you mean?"Atsushi gasped, worry evident in his expression.

Dazai gave a hearty laugh, writing the word 'love' on the whiteboard and furiously encircling it.

"Oh he's sick alright, Atsushi-kun, lovesick."He smirked, mischief swirling in his eyes, "The signs are all there! He daydreams more often with that look, he blushes every time he's startled! He checks his phone more often, and haven't any of you seen him smiling to himself occasionally?! The man is clearly utterly in love!!"Dazai squealed happily, like a high-school girl.

"Oh, kunikida-kun! Do you mind if we-,"

"No."

The moment Ranpo had stepped inside the office. Dazai had pulled him immediately and forcing him to sit down on the chair that was in the middle of the room.

"Dazai, wha-,"

Ranpo was cut off when everyone seemed to look quite intrigued with him, especially with Yosano Dazai smugly walked towards his senior. "Ranpo-San, May I ask you a question?"He asked. Ranpo furrowed his brows. "I guess?"He responded, still quite unsure what was happening.

"Are you perhaps in love?"

Ranpo, was shocked and started to chew the inside of his mouth. Fuck. They noticed, the man in front of him seemed to have been satisfied as his question was answered with silence and grinned when he noticed Ranpo's face seemed to have turned quite red. The rest were also quite intrigued at the events that were happening. Well, except for Kunikida who was too engrossed In typing out his reports.

"So you are,"Dazai spoke. Once again, quite smug. Ranpo frowned, and hid his face behind his hat. "So what if I am?"He barked out, his voice muffled. "Well, Ranpo-San! If you confess to your dearly beloved....."Dazai trailed. "I'm listening....."Ranpo mumbled, putting his hat back on top of his head.