Our lives.[Bungou Stray Dogs]

Sokouku as parents 2

Note: Ahmya's a sneaky little bean and gets Dazai together with chuuya, fluff, curse words, wrote this in like five hours it's almost 12 am send help.

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Ahmya had been staying with Dazai for a month now. She had already met everyone in the ADA, everyone loved her (especially fukuzawa). Chuuya had also been coming to visit quite frequently and making sure that Dazai doesn't burn the apartment down due to his bad cooking skills. She had been convincing him to stay the night as well (sneaky child). A month turned into four, and she was more than comfortable with everything. She was glad to have been found my the brunette. So very glad. Now it was time to return a favor

Every time she would watch from the corner of the house, she would cringe at the tension between her two guardians, it was getting old watching the two bicker and banter like an old couple. So, she conveyed a plan with the rest of the agency members.

Step 1: Amusement park.

Easy and done, Ahmya had already hinted a billion times to Dazai and Chuuya about wanting to see an amusement park for the past week. When Dazai came home with three tickets to Disneyland. She knew her plan was set in motion.

Step 2: Family day.

Of course, Dazai had enrolled her to school. And it just so happened that her school was hosting a family day this weekend. Perfect, and Ahmya had suggested to go as a 'bonding' time for the three of them. Chuuya didn't mind since he had no plans and agreed to go, Dazai was skeptical at first but he had realized it was a perfect excuse to get out of work so, He had agreed as well.

After the two steps, they seemed to have gotten closer. Flirting here and there (Ahmya took note of that). The apartment had a more light and breezy atmosphere, and they seemed to have started sharing Dazai's bed (Ahmya found out when she sneaked into their room because she had a nightmare).

Now step three was the tricky part, dinner date. She had gotten help from Ranpo-San and Yosano-sensei, and the entire day was dedicated to them setting up the picnic in the park on top of a hill that showed the view of Yokohama city.

All that was left to do was leave the letters and see how everything would sail.

Chuuya stared at his phone, speculating whether or not he should trust the text that Dazai had sent him.

'Meet me at the hills in the park, 6:30pm'

He had read it over five times already and he could not for the life of him trust it not even a little bit. Now, Dazai on the other hand was also having his issues in trusting what chuuya had sent him.

'Oi, meet me at the hills in the park. 6:30pm, don't you dare be late'

When Ahmya had noticed that Dazai was in a hurry just a little bit. She watched as he quickly shut the door, took of his shoes and sprinted to his bedroom. "I knew that Dazai-San would be quick, but not that quick,"She mumbled and turned her attention back to the math homework that was layed out on the coffee table.

Dazai had come back out, wearing a crisp black suit. "Er, Ahmya-Chan?"He called out, Ahmya turned her head to stare at him. "Yeah, Da-I mean, Dazai-San?"

Ahmya winced a little at the mistake she made, hoping he didn't noticed. Dazai blinked a few times, but gave a small smile. "I have important business to do, um...do you think you can handle yourself alone? Or do I-,"

"It's fine, Dazai-San, I'll call you or someone from the ADA if I need anything,"She nodded. "But...please do be safe..."She frowned, putting down her pencil and running up towards the man to hug him. Dazai froze in surprise. But, patted her head gently. "Of course, Ahmya-Chan!"He grinned. Kissing her forehead.

When Dazai left the apartment. He had called Kunikida about it and told him to keep an eye on Ahmya-Chan. He didn't really wanna risk it.

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The two met on top of the hills. Both equally dressed in fitted suits. It was dark for a few seconds, when suddenly a loud noise erupted. Lanterns that were hung on the trees lit up, in the middle was a picnic blanket and a basket on it.

Chuuya decided to break the awkward silence that engulf around them.

"Oi, shitty mackarel. What's with all this and that text?"Chuuya asked, a little awkwardly. Dazai sputtered, shocked himself. "Text, What text? I never sent you a text today. What about you, chibi, what's with the text you sent? And for the record, I didn't do any of this,"

Now it was Chuuya's turn to be shocked. "Well, I too didn't send a text, Waste of bandages,"

"Ne ne, do you think someone set us up?"Dazai hummed. Chuuya shrugged in response, approaching the seemingly innocent picnic. There he saw a note taped on the basket, addressed to the both of them.

"Oi, bastard, there's a note over here."

To Chuuya-San and Dazai-San,

Thank you for taking care of me, I'm really glad that I have the two of you as my guardians. Dazai-San, when you rescued me that night I felt so relieved. I've never really experienced a father's love, thank you for helping me through my nightmares and panic attacks, Dazai-San I can't express how thankful I am that you saved me. Chuuya-San, thanks for making sure that Dazai-San doesn't burn us alive with his terrible cooking skills. I appreciate the advices you gave and the self-defense lessons, both of you I'm really grateful to have new, and much more caring parents.

P.S, I appreciate the fact that both of you tried to hide the beer and wine bottles. In return I would gladly gift you this Cabernet Sauvignon and Airén. Kunikida-San said you'd like them and bought them, Atsushi-San and Ranpo-San helped me write the letter, Kyouka-San helped me With the food and Naomi-san and Yosano-sensei helped me pick your outfits. Enjoy your date!

Your beloved daughter (?)
Ahmya.

Chuuya almost cried when he opened the basket and saw the two bottles of wine. "Ahmya-Chan, always so thoughtful,"He sighed in delight. "Chuuya, where do you think I can get adoption papers right away?"Dazai mumbled, his eyes looking back and forth on the letter and the neatly tucked Bùn riêu.

"Wait, did she say date?"Chuuya frowned, glancing at the letter in Dazai's hand. "Apparently so,"He hummed, smirking.

"No way,"

"Oh come now, my prince, we both know-,"

Chuuya hissed. "Shut the fuck up, mackarel. You can't call me that anymore. You left me for four years, just like that. No letter, no goodbye, no fucking nothing. News flash, I don't particularly like assholes who up and leaves their boyfriend in a single night. So no, I'm not going back to you. I fucking waited for you, bastard! Do you know how many fucking nights I spent staying up?! Waiting for you to come barging back into our old apartment door?""He seethed with anger, scowling.

"Chuuya, wait-,"

"Screw you, I don't trust you anymore-,"

Chuuya was about to walk away, when Dazai had wrapped his arms around his waist.

"Chuuya, I'm sorry. Really. But I had no choice, I promise you that I regret that I left you all alone in the mafia to this day. I spent countless of nights thinking of you too Y'know,"Dazai mumbled, nuzzling his neck. "I still love you, Y'know...."Dazai held chuuya's gloved right hand.

"You kept the ring, huh?"

Chuuya sighed deeply. "If we're really going to do this, promise me something,"Dazai hummed. "Please don't leave..."He whispered.

"Oh chuuya, of course. I promise I won't leave you, not now and most definitely not ever,"Dazai said. Leaving kisses on chuuya's neck and traveling up to his cheek. "Better fucking keep that promise,"Chuuya huffed.

"Well, come now. Love. Let's not waste the precious food that our lovely daughter made for us,"