It's Complicated

It's A Bad Plan

Beck, Jade, and Tori were at Tori's house. Beck and Jade were sitting on one of the red couches while Tori was sitting on the other.

"It's a bad plan." Beck said, then he turned to Jade. "I can't believe you are supporting this." He shook his head.

"I'm not supporting it. I'm saying that it's crazy enough that it might work. We've tried everything else! We even locked them in the janitor's closet alone once! We always said we needed something extreme to knock some sense into those two, maybe this is it!" Jade argued. She huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.

Tori took a deep breath. "Okay, tomorrow at lunch I'll ask Robbie and hopefully Cat will blurt out how she feels before I have to be alone with him." She shuddered at the thought.

"Don't worry. I'll push her buttons, and if that doesn't work I'll barge in here before anything even remotely close to that happens." Jade stated.

"Uh, thanks, Jade."

"Hey, you're helping me. I'll help you."

Beck smiled. "That's why I love you."

Jade smiled back. "Say it again."

"Magic word."

Jade pouted a little making her look more innocent and cuter than Tori was used to. "Please?"

Beck grinned. "I love you."

Tori knew that she had to help these two get out of their predicament. They were too in love to be tied up in a love triangle that made it hard for them to be each other's one and only.

The next day at lunch Tori was sitting beside Robbie as he played with his fries. She took a deep breath as she prepared herself for her plan. It may have been her plan, but she was very nervous, kind of scared actually.

"Robbie, we've been dating for about a week now." She started.

"Oh No. Here it comes. I'm getting dumped. Can't you just text me?" He frowned, dropping his french fries.

"No. No, no, Robbie. I'm not dumping you." He turned to face her with wide eyes. She forced a flirty smile.

"You're not?"

"No." She said in a soft voice. "Just the opposite. I was wondering.." She licked her bottom lip. " Do you want to have sex with me?" She asked.

Robbie started choking on the fry in his mouth. "I'm sorry, what?" He wheezed out, still coughing. "Me? With me? You-You wanna have, that, sex, with me? You're a female and I'm a male and you wanna have female to male type sex? With me? Really?"

"Yes. You are my, boyfriend." She forced the word out of her mouth.

"Wow. Uh, okay." Robbie quickly started to lift up his shirt, but Tori panicked and yanked it back down.

"Robbie! We're still at school!" She exclaimed, quickly looking around to make sure no one saw that.

"Oh, right. So, when, uh, when when?"

Tori went back to her seductive act. "Tonight. My parents have to take my sister to some thing and I'll have the house all to myself." She rubbed his arm. "They'll leave around five so you can come over at about six-ish."

Robbie nodded. "Okey dokey!" He looked over at saw their friends walking to their table. "Oh no, our friends. Keep it together, Shapiro!"

"Hey love birds, what's up?" Beck asked as he sat down with Jade on one side and Cat on the other side.

Robbie took a shaky breath. "Okay, calm down. Don't say that you-"

"Robbie and I are gonna have sex!" Tori announced making Andre grimace in disgust and Cat's jaw drop.

"Woah, no! I mean yes, but-" Robbie started to freak out. "Tori! I didn't think we were going to tell anyone!"

"Why wouldn't we tell our friends, honey? They'll be happy for us. We're taking our relationship to the next level." Tori said laying her head on his arm as she subtly looked over at Cat.

"But so soon?" Cat squeaked out. "You've only been dating a week."

"Alright, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder. I'm gonna go find a less weird place to eat." Andre said picking up his try and leaving.

"Cat's right, Vega. Are you sure you're ready?" Jade asked casually.

"Of course. Where am I gonna find a guy sweeter than Robbie Shapiro?"

"He is a sweet guy." Cat agreed. She pinched her thumb between her two fingers. "But maybe you should wait longer. It's a big deal you know."

Tori shrugged. "All the more reason to get it out of the way while I know I have such a gentleman." She booped Robbie's nose with her pointer finger.

"Well it sounds like you know what you want, Vega." Jade smirked at Robbie. "What do you want, Robbie?"

Robbie looked down at the girl on his arm; his girlfriend, the pretty and silly Tori Vega, then he looked over at the adorable and loveable Cat. He gulped. "Well, I'm a guy. I'm happy to do it."

Cat's face turned almost as red as her hair. "Robbie Shapiro! That's an awful thing to say! You should have an actual reason to want to do it with someone besides being male and a pig!" She yelled across the table.

"I do have an actual reason to do it with Tori! She's my girlfriend and I love her!" Robbie shouted back.

Tori's eyes widened. "L-Love?" She gulped and looked over at Jade with big, pleading eyes. "L-L-Love?"

"Well I love Beck so I'll just have sex with him!" Cat yelled back.

Beck's jaw dropped. "Uh, what?"

"Do what you want!" Robbie huffed. "Come on, Honey Nut Cheerios!"

Tori snapped out of her stupor. "Oh, am I Honey Nut Cheerios now?"

"Yes! It's a cute pet name! So much better than Kitty Cat!" He shouted.

Cat let out a high pitched, drawn out, gasp of offense.

Robbie stormed off.

Tori shrugged and pulled her purse up to put it on her shoulder. "Well, I guess we are storming off now."