I forgot all dialogue that happened but also bad word(s) so sorry
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Have you ever went on vacation with your immediate family and needed 2 goddamn minivans? No? Well we do. My name is Simon and I have 11 siblings which includes two sets of twins, three toddlers, two teens and two preteens. Also adding to that we have three exhausted parents. Well back to the vacation, we were at the hotel, me and my twin running around like maniac and disappointing everyone, when mom decided that food shopping would be a good idea. We thought about walking but the fact that most of us would need the child leashes gave that a hard pass. So we drove to the market, gave everyone a cart and rampaged the store. I was in charge of fruits and such so I was excited because I basically don't eat anything else. I hear a whistle signaling that we need to line up to pay but I wasn't finished so I ignored it. I got in trouble (duh) but dad said that we can get 5 more minutes if we're organized. The problem is most of my siblings were done so I had to sit through them trying to sell me things and making food at those grill bars. I could see my parents talking in the background and cutting us off from the rest of the store which I silently thanked them for because we'd be kicked out fast if they saw the state of the isle. I finally got in line and checked and everything out while handing everyone their respective fruit. The second we left the store I climbed in the trunk to play animal crossing in peace, trying to ignore the Mama Mia soundtrack blasting through the speakers and the sound of my parent's soul crushing. It was a pretty successful trip (compared to last time when we forgot a baby and had to drive back in the snow and got stuck) so I didn't understand why we U-turned until they parked and the teens got out to walk back. We pulled off, they complain, I play animal crossing and life is good.
