Okay so I did this quickly because why the hell not, I saw that some people wanted a part 2 so here ya go! This is basically just bored antics in quarantine in the Sakamaki household. 😂
⚠️ Warning ⚠️ (you know who the warning's for!!): Cursing, mentions of nudity and sexual discussions
Hope you all enjoy!
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"BITCH GET BACK HERE!" Ayato shouted as he chased after you.
You snuck into Ayato's room and stole all his clothes from his drawers and closet. So, he was chasing you in just a towel. You were having the time of your life as you ran with the last few shirts you stole.
"NO BITCH, AND TELEPORTING IS CHEATING!" You stuck your tongue out as you ran.
"(f/n) I SWEAR TO GOD!! GET BACK HERE!" He shouted at you.
You continued running until you bumped into a chest. You quickly looked up and saw it was Shu.
"SHU! HOLD THE CRAZY BITCH!"
"Nah..." Shu spoke as he grabbed you and teleported away.
"GAHHHHH!!!! I JUST WANT MY CLOTHES!!! MY DICK IS GETTING COLD MAN!"
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"Why'd you steal Ayato's clothes?" Shu asked.
"What else is there to do? No one will be safe." You smirked as you threw Ayato's clothes into a forgotten chest under a window sill.
"That's where his clothes are." Shu chuckled at the site inside the chest.
"Keep your mouth shut McSucker or else you're next." You gave a sweet smile, making Shu get chills.
"R-Right..."
"Why was Ayato shouting about his male genitalia...?" The two of you heard an annoyed voice, making you guys turn around to see Reiji.
"I don't know." You shrugged as you tried to escape.
"Stop right there mortal."
"Why?" You whined.
"Dead beat..." Shu lazily looked at his brother.
"What."
"What's going on?"
"I don't know, I found her here." With that, Shu teleported away.
"That's my time to—"
"(f/n)-chan~ Why are Ayato's clothes in a chest?" You can hear the smirk in a certain vampire's voice.
"Laito.... Go. Fuck. Your. SELF!" You shouted at the end.
"Will you watch me?" You felt his nasty hand touch your cheek.
"Laito, refrain yourself from being disgusting." Reiji was quick to try to stop Laito.
"Why Reiji? Don't you wanna see what she looks like when she's turned— AH!" Laito fell to the floor holding his crotch.
You retracted your knee as you crossed your arms. It honestly felt good to knee Laito where the sun don't shine. You smirked as he crawled towards Reiji to help him.
"Hi (f/n)." You dropped the smirk and turned your head to see Kanato with a screwdriver, Teddy, and NOW a wooden plank with a smiley face.
"Hi Kanato, you made more friends?" You asked, hoping he wouldn't be creepy like he was before.
"Yep! (f/n) can I make you into a pretty doll?" His pupils shrunk when he asked you that, "I'll be sure to treat you like a beautiful princess."
"I'm not a princess, sweetie... I'm a QUEEN! Get it right." You stuck out your tongue until you heard a chest slam shut.
"YOU BITCH, YOU HID THEM HERE?!" Ayato shouted at you, he was holding the chest of clothes.
"You guys blew my cover." You whined and pouted, keeping your arms crossed.
"I was going to find you anyway," Ayato facepalmed, "I smelt all of you in one spot, seriously."
You let out a sniffle. That made the four vampires stop and look at you. You made tears come out of your eyes and kept sniffling.
"You made the mortal cry." Reiji sighed at Ayato.
"HOW?! SHE DID THIS!!!" Ayato got defensive.
"She looks so cute when she cries." Kanato gave a crazy smile, twitching every so often.
"Give her the chest, Ayato." Laito smirked as he finally got up from the floor.
"But—"
"Do it, Ayato!" Reiji demanded.
Ayato grumbled as he placed the chest in front of you. You looked at the chest with no reaction. You took in a deep breath and exhaled before wiping your eyes.
"Happy—"
You picked up the chest and ran away from the vampires as quick as you could. What caught them off guard was that they could hear you laughing your head off.
"THAT BITCH JUST BECAME AN ACTRESS!!! YOU LITTLE SHIT!!" Ayato shouted out of annoyance as he took off after you.
"She was convincing." Laito gave a proud smile.
"Hopefully, there will be—"
They were all cut off by a girl screaming. (f/n) was still laughing in the distance so it wasn't her, which made them a bit confused.
"A-AYATO! YOUR T-T-TOWEL CAME OFF!!!" It was Yui.
The brothers smelt her blood go up to her face. Reiji released a sigh while Laito and Kanato chuckled.
"I really don't know how but (f/n) is slowly losing her sanity if she's acting like this." Reiji said as he pushed up his glasses.
With that, they all teleported to Yui. Meanwhile, there was a certain albino who was on edge of destroying the whole house.
"YOU ASSHOLES ARE TOO LOUD!!! IM TRYING TO TAKE A NAP—"
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES?!"
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