(Ok lol there are some bad words sorry if you do not like bad words)
Technoblade had just woken up. His room was dark and cold. It was winter and the power had gone out. He looked to the side and saw that no one was there. He snorted and got out of bed. Opended the door and walked down the stairs, And saw his friend Skeppy eating a ham sandwich and moaning because it was so damn good.
"Stop Moaning and make me a Sammy"
"mmmmmmmmmmm Okay" Replied Skeppy as he got up and started making a ham sammy.
Awkward silence filled the room. To counter the silence skeppy started humming.
"Hey!" Zak Shouted. "Want Mayonnaise on your Sammy?" He then said sweetly.
Techno snorted, "Yeah i want some" Skeppy then Opended the fridge and pulled out the very empty jar of Dukes Mayonnaise. "Damn Quaratine, I can't wait for this whole Covid thing to blow over" complained Skeppy while giving Techno his Sandwich.
"True That" Techno said before taking a huge bite of his Sandwich. After chewing his Sandwich and walking towards a trash can and spitting it out. Techno then said "This taste hella rotten, How old is this Mayonnaise?"
"Aww sorry Piggy, I guess this stuff is rotten" skeppy said.
"its ok, Firefly"
Aww nick names are cute. Sorry for not making any new stories. Im really sorry im just really lazy. Hope you got an UwU from this.
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TechnoBlade one shots.
FantasyHe really be the blood god tho 😳. Not all ship some other things. No smut because that is gross. Also floof is here to. Amazing cover art by: https://twitter.com/Angelic_Kupua
