Just a quick joke. hope you get a laugh from this epic saga.
Technoblade and Swaglord420 were arch rivals. And this server was not big enough for the two of them. Technoblade was skilled in the art of pvp. whilst swag lord was just good at block hitting and bow spaming.
One day on the hypixel server. Technoblade was farming potatoes when swag lord 420 joined his island.
"WHAT?!? I THOUGHT I BANNED ORPHANS FROM JOINING MY ISLAND!" screamed techno.
"hahaa technoblade for i have become to powerfull i have bought mvp++" swag lord stated
Techno knew that this was going to get violent. and that only one will leave alive.
Technoblade leaped into the air with his sword up high he landed right in front of swag lord and slashed open his chest before he could react.
"GaAh" screamed swag lord
The lord of swag fell to the ground
Swag lord eat a golden apple right before he was about to bleed out. Swag lord had the upper hand.
He jumped onto technoblade and took his sword. Swag lord was about to stab technoblade right in his pig heart. But techno noticed his trusted dog. floof.
"Floof, Floof come over here floof. get him floof."
Floof jumped in the air and licked Swaglord. Swaglord was over run with the licks and the fluffs. this gave techno enough time to get up. get his sword out of his chest. and put down swag lord. all of swag lords rare items. are now his.
Thanks swag lord for the free items.
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TechnoBlade one shots.
FantasíaHe really be the blood god tho 😳. Not all ship some other things. No smut because that is gross. Also floof is here to. Amazing cover art by: https://twitter.com/Angelic_Kupua
