Who's Older?

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This I made up myself. Enjoy!
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One day, Travis and Connor were fighting about who was older. Connor came up with going to Mt. Olympus. So they went to Chiron to ask permission.

"Chiron can Travis and I go talk to our dad about something?" Connor asked. "How urgent?" Chiron asked. "Real urgent," Travis answered. "Go on then. But how will you get there?" He warily asked. They both smirked at the question, already knowing the answer.

"Our dad is the god of transportation," Travis said.

It took 10 minutes but finally found transportation and arrived at the Empire State Building in an hour in a half.

They asked to go up to the 600th floor and well, you know the drill.

They were up on Olympus in 2 minutes and at Hermes place in 1.

Connor knocked on the door and was opened by Hermes himself. "Hello Boys!" He exclaimed. "Hey Dad! We have an extremely important question to ask you," Travis said, turning serious. "And what is that?" He raised an eyebrow.

"And are you extremely sure that it is an extremely important question?" He added on. "I am extremely sure," Travis calmly said.

"Go on." Connor took a deep breath and in one breath said,"Who was born first?" Hermes scrunched his eyebrows together, thinking.

Connor or Travis? Travis, Hermes thought. "Travis," "What! No!" "Oh yeah! I was born first!" "

"Why was he born first?" Connor asked. Hermes said,"Be right back." He poofed out in a cloud of smoke. This can't be good, Connor thought.

Hermes appeared back but with Athena. Oh no, Travis thought. "Ask Athena your question," Hermes told us. Connor gulped,"W-why was Travis born first?" Athena brightened at the question.

"I will be back," and was gone but was back in 3 minutes, with some boards and pictures. "It all stated when a female and a male meet..."

•7 hours later•

Travis, Connor and Hermes just sat there, wide eyed. "Dad... I'm scarred," Travis said.

"Travis... let's never argue about who's older ever again, deal?" Connor asked.

"Deal," and they shook hands. They left and never argued about who's older ever again.

"Athena?"

"Yes Hermes?"

"Did you have to bring out the pictures?"

"Yes Hermes, I did."

"But-"

"Hermes?"

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

"Yes Ma'am."

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