Septiplier Oneshots

[Fuck You] Danti/Septiplier

[I'm bored. i hate quarantie.]

-him

Mark's pov

I was sitting on the couch enjoying a nice calm morning, with a hot cup of coffee. "Top'v the mornin." I saw Jack standing in the kitchen's doorway, looking sleepy still. "G'morning..." I said back. He smiles and sits down beside me and lies his head down my lap. I smiled and petted his hair.

I saw Anti slide down the stairs, yes he slid down, I have no idea how. He walked toward the kitchen and then back out with the milk and started chugging it. I shrugged it off and continued petting Jack's hair.

=a few minutes later=

Dark walks down the stairs and towards the kitchen with his usual grumpy vibe.

"Hey Mark?" I hear Jack say.

"Hm?"

"Wade and Bob wants to make-"

"WHO THE FUCK." Dark's yell cut him off.

Jack stood up and looks at me questioningly, I shrugged, not really knowing why Dark is screaming.

"OI- WHO THE FUCK DRANK ALL THE MILK?!" Dark yelled angrily from the doorway holding an empty milk bottle.

Me and Jack both looked at Anti. "You little bitch." Dark started being surrounded by a black smoke. Anti stared at him for a while before running away. "COME BACK HERE BITCH." Dark yelled as he started chasing Anti around the living room.

"FUCK NO." Anti yelled back.

"YOU ARE A STUPID. SELFISH. MOTHER FUCKER!" Dark yelled angrily

"OH?! So you're any different?!" Anti yelled back still running, while me and Jack just watch them bicker. They keep yelling at each other for a few more minutes.

"YOU KNOW WHAT ANTI?!" Dark yelled.

"WHAT."

"FUCK YOU."

"YOU ALREADY ARE FUCKING ME!" Jack choked on his soda when we heard Anti yell, and I just froze.

"WHA? NOT REALLY! I'M NOT FUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW AM I?!" I looked at Jack with a very confused expression.

"Are they even still fighting?" i quietly asked Jack confused.

"I honestly cannot tell." he whispered back.

"WELL LETS GO UPSTAIRS THEN." Anti yelled still in an angry tone.

"RIGHT NOW?!"

"YEAH!"

"ALRIGHT THEN!" Dark yelled angrily one last time before being dragged by Anti upstairs.

Jack and I looked at each other for a good while before he talked, "What the fuck..... Just happened...?"

"I have no idea-" I replied before i was cut off with a loud thump upstairs. "Yeah, okay we gotta leave..."

"But-" a loud moan was heard upstairs. "... Alright let's go." Jack said quickly standing up and grabbing my arm to drag me outside.

[wheeeee a chapter done! this is only one tho... ANYWAY, please leave requests cos my brain is being drained... ;-; ]
-her