Septiplier Oneshots

[Hold My Ass]

[i fear that my friends will find me. also a side note, Mark and Jack are already together and Felix is there staying with them for a little while cos vidcon and Marzia is currently .]
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It was a calm autumn afternoon and Jack was fairly enjoying it, but it just had to be ruined by this dumbass called Mark.... Mark's screech was heard echoing across the house. Felix grumpily walked down the stairs with a blanket  still wrapped around him.

"wHy iS tHeRe sCrEecHiNg tHis eArLy iN tHe mOrniNg?!" Felix groaned making his way to the kitchen counter beside Jack.

Jack poured a cup of coffee in a spare mug and sliding it towards the grumpy Swede. Jack continued to drink his coffee and decided to not give a fuck about Mark's blood curdling scream from upstairs. 'He's probably fineee' Jack thought to himself. Mark started running down the stairs and smiling like an psychopath.

"Dude what the fuck is wrong with your face...?" Jack said squinting at Mark.

"HeheHeeeheeeeeee!" Mark laughed in a weird high pitched voice.

"Yea that's not an answer." Jack said laughing.

"Okay so Felix..." Mark made his way towards the counter beside Jack, in the opposite side of where Felix sat. "I was folding Jack and my clothes because i just got them out of the laundry and I'm guessing some of your clothing got mixed in with mine and Jack's and since Jack's clothing was there I had to check the pockets because I'm 50% sure there's going to be a dollar in there, but I found something even better!" he pulls out a tiny box from his pockets.

"Huh, that looks like... Wait a minute..." Jack cut himself off. His eyes widened in realization and turned ocer to look at Felix.

Felix's eyes widened as well and quickly scrambled to grab the box. "WHEN WERE YOU GONNA PROPOSE?!" Mark yelled as Felix grabbed the box from the counter and shoved it into his pockets.

"YASHISHISHSISHSISHSI!" Felix yelled shushing Mark. "We were gonna go on vacation and I was gonna propose during the trip..."

"AWWWE THAT IS ADORABLE!" Mark screamed like a little child.

"Congratulations man!" Jack said patting Felix on the back.

Jack was happy for his best friend but Mark's screeching is making his braincells disintegrate. Jack was able to realize something when Mark finally decided to shut up.

"Wait, wait, wait, hold my ass for a minute..." Jack said trying to clear something up his own brain.

And suddenly Mark being the dumbass, he is grabs Jack's ass. Jack looked over to Mark with a "=_=" face. "I didn't mean literally Mark..." Jack said. "Alright."  Mark takes his hand away.

"I said I didn't mean it literally, I didn't say you can take your hand away. " Jack stated. Mark shrugged and grabbed his ass yet again. Felix looked at us with the same expression i had earlier.

"You guys are a weird couple." Felix said smiling.

"I know we're awesome." Mark sassed.

[i fear.]
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