Septiplier Oneshots

["I Said Befriend..."]

Jack's Pov

*bell* [lol I duno how to bell... ya get what I mean...]

I took a deep breath inhaling the sweet smell of coffee. I'm new to this neighbourhood I just moved from Ireland to L.A. I walked towards the counter.

"Oh hi! Good morning! What would you like today? Nice hair by the way..." a girl wearing blight [its like a bright light colour] blue bunny ears said cheerfully.

"Hello and nice bunny ears..." I said smiling. "Anyway, I would like to have.... Mocha latte please."

"Thanks and nice choice... and by the way if you see anything unusual happening in here, don't worry. I can see you're new here, so just giving you a heads up." She said finishing my mocha latte.

"Huh... okay thanks." I said grabbing my latte and walking towards a seat beside a window. I took a deep breath smelling the sweet smell of my drink. I took my phone out and scrolled through twitter. It's so nice, how this coffee shop's vibe-

*slam*

"BAILEEEYYYY!!!!" a girl wearing a fluffy wolf hat yelled as she slammed through the door.

"No. No, god please no! NO! YUKI NO!" The girl in the bunny ears yelled putting her hands up as the other girl jumped towards her tackling her to the ground.

"I MISSED CHUUU!!!" Yuki yelled.

"You always miss me!" Bailey yelled pushing Yuki off.

"Alright, alright, now get off of Bailey before someone calls the police again...." A cute guy with fiery red hair came through the door with a bunch of other guys.

"Hey! It's not my fault!" Yuki pouted.

"You wore a Serial killer mask and hugged her from behind..." the blue haired guy said.

"I'm a delight and you know it!" Yuki said proudly.

"Psh! I'm the delight in this group Yuki..." The red haired guy said crossing his arms.

"Oh, really now Mark? Why don't you befriend him?" Yuki said pointing at me. Wait, why me?!

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" Mark said walking towards me. Alright get ready to go gay Jackaboy... I discovered I was gay when I realized I liked one of the guys at school. "Hello! My name is Mark, mind if I sit with you?"

"Oh, uh... not at all! My name is Sean, but just call me Jack." I said pulling my hand up for him to shake.

"Sorry 'bout the weirdness earlier... Yuki gets attached to a lot of people..." he said shaking my hand and rubbing the back of his head.

"Nah it's fine, I think it's kinda sweet anyway."

"Yeah, this happens every day by the way." Mark said pushing his glasses up.

"Oh god... How does she still have no broken bones?!"

"I have no idea. She's probly using some sort of dark magic."

Mark and I continued to talk until eventually they had to leave. Everyday Mark would sit with me in that spot and we would talk about random things. I found out he likes gaming, he has a bunch of friends who are, Bob, the responsible one, Wade, the one always being made fun of, Ethan, the blue haired guy, Felix, the one who lives in Brighton, Cry, the mysterious one, Tyler, the one I still haven't thought of a title, and of course Yuki and Bailey, and he also has a dog named, "Chica" and none of it helped at all with my feelings for him.

=TIME SKIP [a few days of them being friends]=

"Aw FUCK NO!" I yelled as Mark threw a turtle towards my character. We were playing Mario cart.

"SUCK MY INFERANT DONG CHILD!" Mark yelled.

"Shuddup Mark!" I yell back.

Mark was winning so I decided to distract him. "SPIDER!" I yelled pointing at a wall.

"WHERE?!" Mark yelled turning around to look at what I pointed at. I took this chance to throw him off the track.

"WHAT?! Oh it's on booperdooper." Mark said smirking.

Mark was starting to catch up on me, but all of a sudden He grabbed my shirt and pulled me into a kiss. It took me by surprise but I kissed back. We kissed for a few minutes until the door opened with Yuki.

"Hey Mark......?" Yuki said trailing off. I quickly pushed Mark off probably looking like a blushing mess.

"Oh, Heeeyyyy Yuki! Hows it- hows it goin?" Mark said.

"Mark... I said befriend not boyfriend!" Yuki said laughing.

"Shuddup Yuki..." I said throwing a pillow at her.

"Alright fine! I'll get out so you could go back to kissing" She said quickly slamming the door close.

[I'm still alive and is writing this on 12 am and i have school tomorrow... what happened to my life.]
-them