Septiplier Oneshots

[Dog Mark Afternoon pt.1]

[awrite! So this au is based on the supernatural episode, "Dog Dean Afternoon" I was rewatching some of the funniest episodes and then I just thought seeing a doggu mark would be adorable and funny, in this au they're hunters and they come across a case like Sam and Dean's, okay a lot like Sam and Dean's, so ENJOY or not, this fuckin copyright anyway...]

Jack's Pov

Me and Mark have been on the road for 3 days straight [oh rilly? ):> ] and we came across this case where apparently a hunter, the animal hunting kind, had every single bone in his body crushed and was also poisoned, in his locked shop, then there was a second murder but this time it's in an animal shelter. Right now we're on our way back to the motel, we just checked out the second crime scene.

"Alright! So we have no witness... and no leads... do ya have any idea what the hell did this?" I asked Mark.

"Witch? Maybe?" Mark said sitting up from the bed.

"Yeah, but there were no hex bags in there..."

"Well I dunno! Chupacabra? Demon? It could be anything"

"Yeah there weren't enough leads."

"We do have one witness that was in both crime scenes... The hunter's dog, 'Felix'" [yes I'm turning Felix into a dog]

"Well let's go then! C'mon" I said picking up the keys from the table.

We drove to the shelter where Felix was being kept. I stared at the dog for a while and knelt down.

"Can we take him with us?" Mark asked the guy watching over the shelter.

"Yeah I guess, you just have to sign some papers." The guy replied. [I dunno how adoption thingy works, I ain't in collage yet bruh]

"We're getting a puppy?!" I asked happily.

"No Jack... we're only keeping him until we finish this case..." Mark said.

"Aww... okay."

"We'll bring him home..." Mark said signing the papers.

Once we got back to the motel we suddenly realized we have no idea how to talk dogs.

"How the hell are we supposed to talk to him?" I asked Mark.

"Well, we could ask Bob'n Wade"

"I'll call them." I said dialling their phone number. The phone rang and I waited. A few minutes later they answered.

"hello?" i heard Ethan answer. Wait.... Why is Ethan answering?

"Ethan? What are you doing with Bob's phone?"

"Me, Tyler, Wade and Bob are on a hunting trip together, it's some sort of vampire nest thing I duno..." Ethan explained.

"Ethan! What the hell are you doing?!" I heard Tyler whisper-yell in the background.

"In a minute! Jack's calling!" Ethan yelled back.

"Just call him back later!" Tyler groaned.

"SH-SH-SH! I'm on the phone Tyler!" Ethan said before continuing. "So why are you calling anyway?"

"Me and Mark-"

"Are on a date? Finally!"

"What? No! We were just calling to ask for a spell or something that could allow us to talk to dogs... Can you just ask him?" I said sighing.

"Aww... Alright fine... HEY BOB?!"

"YEAH?!" Bob yelled back.

"JACK WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT A SPELL THAT CAN ALLOW HIM TO TALK TO DOGS!"