Septiplier Oneshots

[Man Of My Dreams pt. 2: ohmygod...]

Jack's Pov
It's 12:00 pm and I'm still thinking about my dream at class. Eh, ya know what? Fuck it I'm gonna sleep.

<Dream>
I woke up and stretched yawning. I went downstairs and made myself a cup of coffee and rubbing my eye 'cause for some reason it itches like crazy.

"Hey..." i heard someone behind me.

"JEEZUZ FUCK!" I said almost dropping my mug. "DUDE! what the hell?! Stop doing that!" I continued rubbing my eye.

"What? Its fun to scare you!" The guy said leaning back on the kitchen chair.

"Also what the fuck are you doing here again?!" I yelled.

"You were fun to hang with! I can't just visit you once!" The guy said.

"Aw! I feel touched..." i said putting my hands on my chest.

"Ehe.. i bet you do..." he said smirking.

"Oh god no! Dont do that!" I said hitting his shoulder.  "What's your name anyway?"

"Im ____" he said putting his hand up for me to shake.

"You're name is what?" I asked rubbing my eye again... its almost like something bleeped him from saying his name. He tried saying his name. But it keeps on being blocked.

"i can't hear your name so.... i'll just call you... FLOOFY!" I yelled.

"Why?!" He asked.

"Cos you have floofy hair!" I yelled happily rubbing my eye again! I dont know why it's been itching alot.

"Nope not that..."

"Okay well how about... Red? Cos of the red jacket?"

"No."

"Buffy?"

"Okay you know what, what about, Iplier?"

"Sounds good..."

"Okay well what do i call you?" He said putting a hand under his chin.

"I duno..." i said rubbing my eye for the 5th time!

"Why are you rubbing your eye so much?!"

"I dunno! It itches!!!" I yelled.

"Okay well let me take a look." He said putting my hand away and cupping my face looking at my eye. Oh my god, he has pretty eyes... wait what? No i didnt think that.

He smirked a bit and kept inspecting my eye. "It looks infected..."

"I know what you'll call me! Septiceye!" I said happily.

"If you like it..." he said laughing a bit.
<Dream End [well not so much..]>

from that moment on i kept seeing him in all of my dreams until this one dream.

=TIME SKIP=

It's been a while since me and pliers, yes i call him pliers now, met. Most of the time he visits me in my dreams and i have to admit he is a little charming. BUT I NEVER LIKED HIM THAT WAY! Well at least i didn't think so. And apparently sometimes he know how i feel or what im thinking.

<Dream>
"Okay... why do you wear the same thing everytime you come here?" I said realizing it.

"Huh... never realized that... okay you know what? I'm gonna change!" He said.

"Oohh!!! Okay i have an idea! Here wear this!" I said grabbing some clothes behind me.

"Where did you just get that?"

"Dream remember? I can do anything i want! Now go change." I said handing him the clothes.

"Oh yeah..." he said sliding his jacket and taking his shirt off.

"U-uh you're g-gonna c-change h-here?" I said feeling my face become warm.

"Yeah, why not were both guys anyway...." he said continuing to change.

"O-okay... i'll just.. uhh... turn around..." I mentally face palmed because of stuttering too much.

"Okay you can turn around now...." He said signaling me to turn around.

I turned around and looked at him. And he looked extremely adorable! He was wearing a red flannel over a black shirt, some ripped jeans and a gray beanie.

"Okay, it looks great... just one final touch...." i said picking up some black glasses and placing them on his face. "There, perfect." Oh my god he looks.... CUTE! i wanna squeal right now!

"Do i really need this?" He said pushing his glasses up.

"Yes." Oh hell yes....

"But i dun feel like wearing this." He whined pouting.

"Okay? Then what DO you want to wear?" He thought for a moment.

"I got it! I haven't worn this since my cousin's wedding and i just feel like i wanna wear it!"

"Okay. Well come down stairs if you're done..." i said walking out the room downstairs.

=TIMEH SKIPEH=

I waited for him downstairs and it takes FOREVER! And finally the door opened and He stood there, leaning on the door frame, wearing a fucking tux.

And Ohmygod.... i dont want to say he's hot but im gonna, hE's HoT!

"Hey~" he said smiling.

"Hefm." I said 'cause my mouth stopped working.

"So how do i look?" He asked but I couldn't listen he's distracting me with his hotness.

I mean like OHMYGOD! like imagine the hottest guy ever but even hotter. And i just OHMYGOD! OH MY-

"Bp? Bp? I'll just take that as a yes then?" He said waving a hand infront of my face. (He started calling me bp because one time i yelled "booper dooper") But im still too busy staring at him.

He stared at me for a while and laughed a bit, "dude... you have a bit of drool on your face..." he said whipping my face with his hand.

"Oh sorry eheh..." i said rubbing the back of my head. "But yeah, yeah, you look... great."

He smirked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't mean, "hE's HoT"? ".

"What? How did you-?" Then i remembered he can sometimes tell what i was thinking. I face palmed myself. "Aw fuck.... the mind reading crap..."

"AAHAAHA!" He fell into pits of laughter.  "Thank you i am very flattered."

"Oh shuddup you dufus..."

=To Be Continued=

[i duno wut my life is.... WELL ANYWAY BAIIIII]
-them