lisa took a deep breath as she walked into the coffee shop. it's gotten to the point where she knew how this would end, but she didn't really mind anymore.
lisa bit her lip as she walked up to chaeyoung, leaning against the counter and ringing the small bell to get her attention.
chaeyoung smiled when seeing lisa and hummed. "do you need anything?"
"i need you on my bed with all your clothes on the floor but that's not gonna happen, so nothing."
"okay then. why are you here?"
"i'm just here to do my stupid pick up lines that most likely will not work and make me wanna kill myself because you're too innocent to even comprehend, you know, the usual."
chaeyoung giggled and shrugged as she glanced at the trash can.
lisa followed chaeyoung's eyes and hummed. "you know, you can call me the garbage woman because i sure as hell wanna handle your junk."
"thank god!", chaeyoung smiled and grabbed the overflowing trash can, handing it to lisa. "that thing was starting to smell."
lisa groaned and grabbed the trash can. "i fucking hate my- ow!" lisa gasped as the lid of the trash can hit her head.
"this café is a swear word free zone! no swearing."
"i hate my life so much right now. not even a good fuck would make my day—ow! stop hitting me!"
"stop cursing then."
"god you're so hard to handle."
"shush and take out the trash."
lisa rolled her eyes and sighed dramatically as she threw the trash away, shaking her head as she mumbled a few curse words.
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Humorwhere lisa uses dirty pick-up lines and jokes but chaeyoung is too innocent to understand. #1-Chaelisa 07/25/20