":~"Youre what?!":~" :Final chapter:

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After a Tord heard that, his eyes lit up before he smiled. "Really?! How far along?" After that, he hugged Edd while smiling witch caught Edd off guard a bit before he shook Tord off with a few tears. "Y-you aren't going to question how?" "Edd, the one thing I've learned while living with you guys is to not question things." Edd paused before he started to giggle and hug Tord as he hugged back while smiling. "But... how are we going to tell Tom and Matt? We just can't... not tell them." After that, Tord went quiet as he laid down next to Edd on the bed and let out a sigh. "Well we can... I don't know Edd." He shrugged before Edd let out a sigh as he rested his head on Tords chest while Tord in return stroked his soft fluffy hair. "We'll find a way."

And so they did. Edd soon came up with a plan.
The next morning they will hatch it.

Anyways the next morning came and Matt was questioning how the egg came out of the chicken while a Tom was trying to drown him out over a bowl of doofey-o's when Edd came stumbling in after he already suffered through morning sickness, so he looked a bit pale.
"Edd, you ok? You look a bit sick."
Tom said this as he gazed up at Edd, happy Tord hasn't come done from his room yet, and assumed the commie was planning on betraying the gang again.
"W-well..."
Edd let out a sigh as he held up the pregnancy test making Tom give off first a look of confusion before concern.
"Should I ask... who the father is?"
"It's Tord."
"What?!"

At this point, Matt was too busy looking at the eggs in his hands and the reflection his face gave off on the microwave to notice the shouting.

"Did he rape you?!"
"Tom! No, I did it willingly!"
"He destroyed our fucking house and you expect that communist to have a kid with my best friend?! Lay on your back, I'm gonna kill that bitch before Tord teaches it how to build a giant robot out of cheerios!"
"Tom no! You're overreacting! Listen to what I have to say for once you god damn bowling ball!"

Tom paused as he already had his baseball bat in hand, but seeing how Edd started to tear up made him sigh as he placed it down before Matt snapped out of his trance and stared at the two before looking at Edd smiling.
"Good morning Edd!"
"Goodmorning..."
Edd drew in a breath before he sighed softly as he gently rubbed his eyes, he still felt somewhat nauseous and hungry at the same time, which was kind of a really bad god awful feeling.
"Look, please Tom... I love Tord, and I forgive him! He rescued me from a psychopath and I think him losing an arm and being in a giant robot explosion is a good enough revenge for me! I know you're thirsty for a blood revenge but... I can't just get rid of this kid because... it belongs to me to. And if you kill it then you'll be killing a part of me to. I know you hate Tord, but he's genuinely sorry for everything! He even bought Matt that new makeup mirror he's been wanting since it came out last week!"
Tom paused before he slowly shook his head as Matt started to nom on the boiled eggs he made for breakfast watching the drama pour out. After Tord bought him that mirror and showered him in compliments he forgave the peasant.
"Edd."
Edd gulped as he saw Toms face get serious for a moment. It was always like confronting a parent about a fucky wucky you made.
"Do you realize that he killed someone and ran a army behind our backs? What about the giant robot?"
"The giant robot was for emergencies... he just... let the power get to his head is all! He's really sorry Tom!"
Tom then let out a sigh as he dropped the small spoon into the bowl full of half eaten cereal while the strawberry blond watched the scene unfold, still eating his breakfast.

Edd paused as he started to cry, which was just a reaction of his hormones making him more fragile. "Wh-why can't y-you be h-happy for me? I was... sc-scared to tell you about it but... j-just p-pretend to like him at l-least and give it some time, p-please?" Seeing his best friend break down into tears made the guitar player feel... sad.
"Edd..."
He paused as his fists clenched before he shook his head grumbling a bit.
"Fine."
"Oh! Tom th-thank you." Edd smiled softly as he walked over to Tom to give him a hug before he gave Matt one, due to the ginger feeling left out.
Just then, the Norwegian came walking in sighing.
"I'm... sorry for being an asshole and you were right about everything Tom."
Tom looked over from Edds face to Tords before he sighed.
"It's fine."








And so, after a few months Tom and Matt eventually moved out of the house they were staying in, but none was I'll intended. After Tom purposed to Matt, he just wanted to have his own house with him which was totally understandable.
Tord also purposed to Edd, and of course the cola lover said yes, as he felt so happy. Even if Tords parents didn't show up at the wedding, gods friends and family did and they were all happy and supportive of the two.
Tord ended up getting a job at a nice little shop that sold clockwork and other cool little gadgets that Tord found interesting, and it paid well. Since he was an inventor, it was easy for him to get a job to make small mechanical things for the shop owner who loved everything he made. It showed that he was going to move on from the army to focus on his family now.

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