There's this guy.... (( A cliche tordedd story ))

Maxwell gets nae nae'd

Before Maxwell could do anything else, Tord let out a large huff. "Isn't it me you want you pervert?" Maxwell turned his head with a smile as he looked at Tord and slipped his fingers out of Edd's pants. Tord gave off a pouty face before he frowned. "Well yes, I still want you." Tord shook his head before he gave Maxwell a look of hatred. "Well you have me, so what's keeping you?" Maxwell pauses for a moment as he started to look unsure, even confused. "What do you mean?" "I mean stop bothering him and come at me." Edd gave Tord a very confused look. That's until he noticed the gas pipe. Tord probably realized by now that if he ducked quickly, the hot steam would go onto Maxwell, and maybe some of Tords neck but it's better then rape. Maxwell walked over to Tord slowly, seeming to be cautious of the pipe. Tord let out a curse in Nowergian before he looked at Maxwell. "I'm right here, too much of a scaredy cat?" Maxwell frowned before kneeling down in front of Tord and shook his head. "No I just-" before he could finish his sentence, Tord managed to kick his nuts causing him to let out a small sound that sounded like he actually enjoyed... It... ( Me currently writing this: what the fuck me?") Tord was caught off guard by this but managed to blast him with hot steam, causing him to be in even more pain, but the handcuffs slid off easily as he ran towards and and managed to grab a scalpel and carefully slice through the ropes. It took a bit of time since his hands were handcuffed together, but after Edd was free, Edd grabbed told and they got the fuck out of there before they had to deal with the guards. That's when Tord turned to Edd who let out a soft sigh and smiled. "So I suppose I have to hope that we get a cell together?" Edd slightly smiled at his remake before Tord shook his head. "No Edd, we need to gas them." Edd looked confused for a moment before Edd kicked over a canister of what could only be tear gas Maxwell was planning on using causing the guards to be taken off guard. Tord covered his mouth and nose with his hoodie, doing the same for Edd as they both continued towards. The exit, this time tho, Tord managed to pick up a gun one of the guards dropped. Luckily it was easy, shooting a bunch of off guard guards ( puns lmao ) and ran out into the forest with Edd.

As they ran, Edd let out a cough and they two had to rest for a moment before Edd leaned up against Tord. "That was sorta spooky, not gonna lie Tord." Tord nodded before turning to Edd, placing a small kiss on his forehead causing Edd to smile and blush. "How about we find some sort of shelter to sleep in for tonight?" Edd nodded and after a few more minutes of cuddling and joking to lift up both of there spirits, Tord and Edd got up and started looking for a cave or something to take shelter in.
They eventually came across a small abandoned hunting shack an hour away from the base. The inside was bit dusty, which was surprising since it must've meant it was recently abandoned. Soon, rain could be heard from outside and Tord managed to get the cuffs off with a very sharp axe he found outside the cabin lodged into a log for firewood. He needed Edds help of course but the rest was easy. To keep him and Edd warm, Tord chopped up an old table he found in the cabin and there it in the fireplace before taking a lighter from his pocket. He kept it there for cigar purposes. After the fire was warming, he let Eds wear his hoodie as the two sat on the floor.

"Is there a bed or something?" Edd looked at Tord before Tord paused and nodded. "It's dusty and might have bugs in it tho so why bother?" Edd shrugged before snuggling up against Tord, allowing him to wrap a arm around a Edd as he lowered his head to Tords side. "I suppose it's better then getting AIDS or something." Tord let out a small chuckle before shacking his head. "That's sort of not funny, yet it makes you laugh anyways." Edd chuckles with a Tord before he glanced up at him. "We're you jealous of what Maxwell was doing?" Tord pauses for a long moment before nodding. "I was." "Well... You can do it to me if you want."

Tord then looked back down at Edd, expecting it to be some sort of joke but it looked like he meant it. "Really?" Edd nodded before giving him a small smile. "I wouldn't mind, it's you after all." Tord let out a nervous smile before he shook his head. "I don't know Edd I just uhm... Are you sure? After all the shit we've been through today..." Edd shook his head before smiling. "That's sort of the main reason. Might as well get something good out of today, hm?" He playfully judged Tord who smiled and then suddenly slammed Edd to the floor. "I wouldn't mind, actually." Edd blushed before turning his head away, only for Tord to use his hand to move it back to where Edd was looking at him. "I love you, my kitten." "I love you to." And with that, Tord lowered his head to mwah Edd deeply, before it eventually turned serious and that's when he allowed the slip of the tongue to happen.

To be continued...

(( This is an edit I made in the future! I just realized how many spelling errors I made in the last chapters so I decided to clean up all the chapters! (Also sacrificing a bunch of sleep. ) Also, I don't really want this  be the end so I think I'm going to have a few more chapters and then a sequel! I'm finally out of my writers block so I'll see what happens! So stay tuned for more! ))