Romeo and Juliet But It's a Discord Server and Why Did I Make This

Introduction

Hi!
This is not the first thing I've ever written, but it's my first thing on Wattpad so that's pretty cool. I got this idea while talking to a friend, and first things first I thought I should type in a few incorrect quote type things that my friend and I came up with while we were talking about this idea. They were too funny not to show. Also, this book will contain a lot of swearing so if you don't like that, you have been warned.
Anyway on with the incorrect quotes!

(The Capulet party)
Tybalt: BITCH WHO TF LET MONTAGUES IN THIS SERVER
Mercutio, who let them in the server: Gee man I dunno who on earth would do such a horrible and treacherous thing
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Friar Laurence: no swearing in my good Christian discord server
Romeo: bruh this isn't even your server
Tybalt: DOWN WITH THE FUCKING MONTAGUES
Friar: What did I just say bitch
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Juliette: guys shut the fuck up im trying to fucking sleep
Mercutio: what the frick frack tic tac snik snak paddywhack hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck did we say about fucking swearing
Benvolio: also aren't you like 12
Juliet: IM THIRTEEN
Romeo: yeah she's thirteen fuck off
Mercutio: QUIT FUCKING SWEARING
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(The server at 2am)
Mercutio: Montague more like Memetague amiright
Tybalt: SHUT THE FUCK UP MERCUTIO
Mercutio, with the same energy as okay boomer: okay capuyeet
Benvolio: It's time to Stop™️
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Alright that's all I just thought those were funny.
Okay so I made a list of every character's username and custom status just for fun and I won't really use these that much in the actual thing, but here ya go:
Custom status will be written (like this)
Romeo: ( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ ) ("The heart was made to be broken.")
Juliet: 🌷🌸𝕵𝖚𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖙💗🌷 (Wake me up (wake me up inside) I can't wake up (wake me up inside) SAVE MEEEEEEE)
Friar Lawrence: He 👏🏻 Has 👏🏻 Risen 👏🏻 (I can do everything through Christ, who gives me strength
-Philippians 4:13)
Mercutio: IF SHE BREATHES😳🤧😫😜 SHES A THOT😜💦😜💦 (AnD tHeY wErE rOoMmAtEs)
Benvolio: I'm Here, I'm Queer, And I Wanna Go Home (Oh my god they were roommates.)
Lady Capulet: Mom Friend #1 (no status)
The Nurse: Mom Friend #2 (will literally kill you if you touch my kids)
Tybalt: ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ (Dost thou wish to FUCKING go, sir??)
Lord Capulet/Capulet: The OG Capulet (no status)
Lord Montague/Montague: World's Okayest Dad (True Neutral Dad Friend)
Lady Montague: Lady Mom-tague (Lawful Good Mom Friend)
Paris: (insert clever city-themed username) (everybody else has a status except me ahaha)
Friar John: ✝️The power of Christ compels you✝️ ("Faith can move mountains"
-Matthew 17:20)
Prince Escalus/Escalus: Welcome to Hell (Can everybody just chill for like five seconds)
Balthasar: Trying My Best™️ (Please stop expecting things from me I am tired and stupid)
Sampson: Sampson more like SPAMson (Fuck the Montagues)
Gregory: Its-a Me, Gregory (no status)
Abram: Stop Fucking Calling Me Abraham (no status)
The Apothecary: Oo ee oo ah ah (Definitely not a drug dealer)
Peter: aksjsjssjsjsj (no status)

So yep, that's it! The first scene will be in the next chapter and hopefully I will have the strength and motivation to finish this as well as the other two projects I have going on >~<
See y'all in the next chapter, assuming you stick around!!