(Group DM: MontaCREW)
Romeo: So what are we supposed to say about why we're there
Benvolio: Just don't say anything. Since we changed our nicknames once we joined, nobody will notice unless they somehow memorized everybody's profile pictures.
Romeo: I don't exactly trust this
Benvolio: Just send some memes or something and everything will be fine
Mercutio: they'll be too distracted by our sweet, glorious memes that they'll forget that you guys aren't supposed to be there
Romeo: hhhhh are you sure about this
Mercutio: Ajshsjshd for god's sake bromeo just trust me okay it'll be fun and we get to troll the capulets
Romeo: Why cant you guys ever just
Romeo: Let me be sad and shit
Mercutio: bc
Romeo: I'm honestly just lucky that we're all stuck inside cause I know for a fact that you guys would be dragging me places rn even though I feel as heavy as a fucking lead weight
Benvolio: Love's "DrAgGiNg YoU dOwN," eh?
Romeo: Yeah
Romeo: If I'm not careful then I swear someday I'm gonna just
Romeo: sink and die
Mercutio: sounds festive
Mercutio: seriously though love's supposed to be all like and happy and shit like that you shouldn't let it get you down
Romeo: mmmmmm yeah but like Benvolio said love's kinda rough
Romeo: Not quite so "light and happy and shit"
Mercutio: then fuck it, if it's that bad just forget about it
Mercutio: or just distract yourself from it
Mercutio: the internet's a bit slow atm but I'm sure you'll find a vid that'll load-
Benvolio: Exactly what I was saying
Romeo: Why am I friends with you guys
Mercutio: probably bc we're the only ones that can deal with your shit
Romeo: yeah that's fair
Mercutio: come on man let's go troll the capulets
Mercutio: we're wasting time
Romeo: We are literally on quarantine we have so much time
Mercutio: oh my god quit trying to be clever and just come fuck around in the capulet server
Romeo: This is a really stupid idea
Mercutio: aw come on bromeo it's not that bad
Mercutio: why don't you wanna do it ;-;
Romeo: idk man but I had this wack dream and it's made me a little apprehensive
Mercutio: oh hey I had a weird-ass dream too
Romeo: what was it
Mercutio: That you're full of shit and you're just trying to get out of coming to the Capulet server with us
Romeo: Shut the fuck up Mercutio
Mercutio: come on man
Mercutio: unless you're telling the truth and some fairy's been visiting your dreams and telling you not to go hijack the Capulet server
Romeo: -_-
Romeo: Come on man that's nonsense
Mercutio: yeah but so are dreams my dude
Benvolio: Guys, are we fucking shit up or not
Mercutio: holy fucking fuck Benvolio watch your goddamn fucking language
Mercutio: anyway seriously are ya coming or nah
Romeo: this is probably gonna go to hell but fuck it let's go spam the capulets with memes
Mercutio: FUCK YES LETS SPAM THEM WITH MEMES
Romeo: Preach my dude
Benvolio: A-fucking-men
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FanficLike the title says, it's Romeo and Juliet except the events take place inside of Discord. In other words, pure chaos. It's probably not entirely accurate, (I had to change some of it to make things make sense), but I am doing my best and I hope y...
