(DM between Capulet and Paris)
Capulet: you know, I should probably stop fighting with montague all the time
Capulet: idk about everybody else but I'm sure it won't be too hard
Paris: Yeah, that's fair
Paris: Everybody seems to like you guys except each other
Paris: It's too bad you've been fighting for so long
Capulet: mhm
Paris: Any news on Juliet?
Capulet: not really
Capulet: bear with me, trying to see if a girl is interested in somebody is kind of hard
Capulet: I mean she's still a couple of years younger than you so
Paris: True, but didn't that one kid a few grades up start dating one of the girls in our grade
Capulet: who, antony?
Paris: Yeah him
Capulet: that's fair
Capulet: I mean sure you can try and get her to like you
Capulet: I can add you to the Capulet server if you want, that would probably give you a chance to talk to her
Paris: Yeah sure that would be great
Capulet: besides there are actually quite a few girls in the server so who knows you might find somebody else
Paris: That's true
Capulet: (The OG Capulet sent an invite)
(Group DM: MontaCREW)
Benvolio: Dude, seriously, if you just try to maybe focus on somebody else I'm sure that you'll get over Rosaline
Romeo: I guess
Mercutio: yo my dudes are you having a conversation about Romeo's love life
Mercutio: without me?
Romeo: Yeah basically
Benvolio: I'm trying to convince Romeo that if he just tries to talk to other girls, he'll forget that Rosaline was even that cool in the first place.
Romeo: There is no way that I am going to replace her with somebody else that quickly
Benvolio: Bro, you literally barely know any other girls
Mercutio: benvolio why the fuck are you using so much punctuation
Mercutio: this is discord not an email to your grandmother
Benvolio: Shut up Mercutio
Mercutio: yo wait I have an epic idea
Romeo: I'm scared
Mercutio: tch, have faith in me bromeo
Mercutio: so
Benvolio: So.
Romeo: so-?
Mercutio: I'm in the capulet discord server, mk?
Romeo: Why is that again
Mercutio: bc valentine was in it and I got him to add me now hush
Romeo: sry
Mercutio: so what if I added you guys
Romeo: Mercutio do you accept constructive criticism
Mercutio: no
Romeo: Because that's a horrible idea
Mercutio: you can change your nickname in the server so nobody will recognize you
Mercutio: then you get to talk to people and shit and I don't have to deal with the Capulets alone
Benvolio: Can't you just leave the server?
Mercutio: yeah but that wouldn't be very cash money of me
Romeo: That's a dead meme
Mercutio: meme death is a social construct
Benvolio: Anyway, it might a good idea actually
Benvolio: I kinda wanna see how far we can let that go before they figure it out
Mercutio: aight lit I'll send you guys the invite
Romeo: epic
Mercutio: (IF SHE BREATHES😳🤧😫😜 SHES A THOT😜💦😜💦 sent an invite)
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Romeo and Juliet But It's a Discord Server and Why Did I Make This
FanficLike the title says, it's Romeo and Juliet except the events take place inside of Discord. In other words, pure chaos. It's probably not entirely accurate, (I had to change some of it to make things make sense), but I am doing my best and I hope y...
