Romeo and Juliet But It's a Discord Server and Why Did I Make This

Act 1, Scene 1

(Server: Mercutio Please Stop Changing the Server Name to Vine References)
(Channel: vent-because-we-all-sad-here)

Sampson: Okay full offence but like I'm so tired of the montagues shit
Gregory: Yea the montagues honestly suck tbh
Sampson: we shouldnt take their fucking garbage anymore
Gregory: lmao yeah then we'd be garbagemen
Gregory: ;D
Sampson: >:/
Sampson: you know what I mean
Sampson: i mean if they piss us off they clearly want an argument so
Gregory: mmmmmm I dunno man maybe you should be keeping yourself out of trouble instead-
Sampson: nah I'll be fine
Sampson: I hit pretty hard when I'm pissed
Gregory: you're not that easy to piss off though
Sampson: I am if you're one of the Montague bitches
Gregory: yeah true but I doubt you'll actually wanna fight them
Sampson: did I fucking stutter
Sampson: I'm sure I could take a Montague irl
Sampson: they drive me up the wall
Gregory: Ha so you mean you're weak enough to get pushed against the wall?
Gregory: watch your phrasing my dude
Sampson: nah you're right
Sampson: I mean that's why girls get pushed against walls, cause they're weak
Gregory: Edge off the sexism there my dude it's 2020 not the 1400s or some shit
Gregory: but seriously I mean like we aren't even that involved in this
Gregory: thats capulets fight not ours
Sampson: pussy
Gregory: you wish I had one, this would've been the longest conversation you would've had with anybody who did
Sampson: bitch please plenty of girls want me
Gregory: ha like anybody would want you and your tiny-ass dick
Abram: bro y'all know we can see this right
Abram: if you wanna talk shit about the montagues go do it in a dm
Sampson: oh fuck I forgot this wasn't the Capulet server
Gregory: dumbass
Sampson: anyway I'll say whatever the fuck I want about the montagues
Sampson: bitch
Abram: are you calling me a bitch?
Sampson: yea I said bitch
Abram: no but like are you calling me a bitch

(DM between Sampson and Gregory)
Sampson: yo if I say yes does that mean that the owner's gonna blame me for starting shit
Gregory: probably I dunno
Sampson: shit

(Server: Mercutio Please Stop Changing the Server Name to Vine References)
(Channel: vent because we all sad here)

Sampson: nope I'm not calling you a bitch I'm just saying bitch
Gregory: you trying to fight or something?
Abram: no-
Sampson: if you wanna fight I'm down
Sampson: my sides just as good as yours
Abram: not better though
Sampson: -_-

(DM between Sampson and Gregory)
Gregory: yo just say better
Sampson: k

(Server: Mercutio Please Stop Changing the Server Name to Vine References)
(Channel: vent because we all sad here)

Sampson: yea, better, actually
Abram: liar
Sampson: then square up bitch
Benvolio: Guys, pls don't start this now
Benvolio: I can get the admin to mute you guys if you don't stop.
Tybalt: Stop fucking involving yourself in fights that don't concern you, Benvolio
Benvolio: Chill, I'm just telling them to calm down.
Tybalt: By threatening to set the admin on them? Bullshit. You, your side, and your peace talk can go fuck itself
Tybalt: Fucking coward
Capulet: Yo what's going on here and how can I help
Lady Capulet: Capulet no
Capulet: Capulet yes
Montague: of course Capulet has to be here right when I decide to check my notifications
Capulet: oh my god fuck off montague
Montague: bitch-
Lady Montague: I stg don't y'all dare pull this shit again
Lady Montague: IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS
Montague: It's only like 9am
Escalus: @everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP
Escalus: Guys how many times do I have to tell you not to fight in here
Escalus: I'm actually serious about this so if you all keep ignoring everything I put in the rules channel I'm going to have to kick you from the server
Escalus: This is literally the third time I've had to tell you guys to stop
Escalus: This is your final warning before I start kicking and muting people. Everybody get out of the vent channel and either go do something else or have a civil conversation somewhere else.
Escalus: And Capulet could you DM me real quick
Capulet: yeah sure
Escalus: Thanks.
Escalus: And I'm serious about you getting kicked if you engage in anything else like this
Escalus: If it gets to be a problem again I'm going to have to make your removal from the server permanent

(Server: ❌🔵😳❌❌MONTAGUES ONLY🔵😳❌😳😳)
(Channel: general)

Montague: Hey @I'm Here, I'm Queer, And I Wanna Go Home do you know what the whole fight thing was about
Benvolio: Yeah, sort of. When I showed up, Abram was already arguing with two of the Capulets. Tybalt came in right after me, the hothead. I think he just wanted to fight with somebody, and I was the only person not already arguing about something or another. Everybody else just kind of came in until Escalus showed up.
Lady Montague: I noticed Romeo wasn't anywhere to be found
Lady Montague: is he ok?
Benvolio: I don't really know, I haven't been paying much attention. I've got kind of a lot on my mind today. I don't think Romeo's been online that much recently though.
Benvolio: I just figured he wanted some time to himself.
Montague: yeah, he seemed kinda upset recently
Montague: he's been sorta despondent irl too
Benvolio: I noticed. Do you know why-?
Montague: nope. I've asked him but he won't really tell me anything
Benvolio: I mean, it might take a bit more than just asking-
Montague: the others and I have done our best but I'm not sure what else we can really do to get him to share anything
Montague: he just seems to want to be alone
Montague: don't get me wrong though, I want to know what's the matter
Montague: I think we just need to give him time
Benvolio: I can try to DM him?
Montague: might as well try
Montague: good luck

(DM between Benvolio and Romeo)

Benvolio: Morning, Romeo..
Romeo: Damn is it still morning
Benvolio: Yeah it's only like 9am
Romeo: It feels like it's been morning forever
Romeo: I guess time just goes kinda slow when you're sad
Benvolio: Are you okay, dude? You've seemed really upset lately. What's going on?
Romeo: Nothing, it's just...
Benvolio: Oh, are you in love again or something?
Romeo: I guess
Benvolio: ?
Romeo: I mean, I really like this girl but she doesn't like me back ;-;
Benvolio: Aw, sorry about that. On the sort of bright side, love isn't really what it's cracked up to be. It's really rough once you actually experience it.
Romeo: It's funny, love is supposed to be blind or whatever but it sure looks like it can see enough to see exactly what it wants.
Benvolio: Yeah..
Romeo: So what happened in the main server?
Benvolio: Oh, there was an argument.
Benvolio: You know how it is.
Romeo: Yeah, I do. You know, I'm starting to think that all these fights and shit don't have that much to do with hate anymore
Benvolio: Hm-?
Romeo: Funnily enough, it's more about love. Well, how much they all love to hate, that is. So I guess it's both.
Romeo: It's weird, how it's pretty much everything except for what it is
Romeo: At least, that's what I feel ~~not that I have any love to feel at all :'/~~
Romeo: It's funny, isn't it?
Benvolio: I wouldn't say it's funny, really..
Benvolio: It's honestly more.. Sad
Benvolio: And it's sad that you're sad.
Benvolio: Goddamnit, now I'm sad
Romeo: *Godammit
Benvolio: Shut up Romeo, I spell it how I want.
Romeo: Anyway, you're right though.
Romeo: You know how sometimes you feel so sad that your chest feels heavy?
Benvolio: Yeah, I guess so.
Romeo: Thats Kinda how I feel right now. Ack, now I feel even worse because now I've made you sad
Benvolio: Sorry-
Romeo: It's fine
Romeo: Long story short love is crazy and sad and stupid. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Romeo: Anyway I should probably stop bothering you with my eMoTiOnS
Benvolio: Wait, no, you're not bothering me-
Romeo: Oh
Romeo: Interesting
Benvolio: .......Do you mind me asking who you're pining over this time?
Romeo: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Benvolio: Come on, man, tell me
Romeo: I told you, I like this girl.
Benvolio: Well Duh, you're pretty much the straightest person I know.
Romeo: Wow
Romeo: I wouldn't be able to talk to her much anyway, so it doesn't matter
Benvolio: Oh, she's the one who refuses to get discord, right? Because her mum says it's a bad influence or something like that:
Romeo: Yep, that's her.
Benvolio: Dang, and with this quarantine, you really can't see her at all, can you?
Romeo: Nope, not that she'd want to see me anyway. I'm pretty sure she's sworn off dating too
Benvolio: Ah
Romeo: Kind of a shame, but whatever.
Benvolio: I guess the best I can do is just tell you not to think about her
Romeo: Bold of you to assume I know how to forget
Benvolio: You could just
Benvolio: Look at other pretty girls
Benvolio: ~~And jack off or something~~
Romeo: BENVOLIO
Romeo: I knew that letting you hang out with Mercutio was a terrible idea
Benvolio: Hey, quit acting like I'm innocent or something!
Romeo: Never
Romeo: But anyway, that would just make me end up thinking of her anyway
Romeo: I doubt you can really help but thanks for trying anyway
Benvolio: I'm going to take that as a challenge
Romeo: Oh no
Romeo: I don't like the way that sounds

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So yeah that was the first scene!
I hope that I didn't miss any mistakes while writing it :/