I had a very cool talk with my friend.
Me: let's buy cake after quarantine and make it ice cream cake.
Them: Y E S
Me: let's eat it at a abounded building. Actually no im probably gonna back out cause I'm a pussy. Let's eat it at a park.
Them: and let's use pride flags a out picnic blanket.
Me: YES! ! Also let's move in together when we're older if we're still friends and live in the same area. We could decorate so cool cause we're both gay you know. And when some fucked out shit happens we can get drunk and do stupid shit.
Them: H E C K Y E S!!!
Me:*mentions some guy she's been friends with and now is talking to even though I personally think he's not very attractive and is a very stupid asshole* so are you and Alex dating??(fake name)
Them: his been asking but I wanna wait till quarantine is over so I can see if he's being honest.😔
Me:*over protective best friend mode turned on* if he's fucking around with you I swear I will beat his ass up and kill the mother fucker cause I've hated him for a while now I-
Them: okay, okay your only gonna do that if he's joking with me right? Your not just gonna square up cause you hate him?
Me: no promises my friend. When we went to McDonald's and you left and I stayed with him I gave him really good advice. Warned him about our ex-friends. How there no bueno. Told him how terrible Alexa was gonna get treated with them and how she was gonna use him. And the dumb ass did not listen!!! My precision advice and time was wasted!! I could have used that on you or some one else!!!
Them: ok then
*Like 2 hours later*
Me: so you play any instruments?! Just curious.
Them: no I suck
Me:same I was thinking about how cool it would be to start a band!!
Them: well there are plenty of Bands with 2 people.
Me: yeh but I can't okay any instruments and neither can you.
Them: true true.
Me: well you can sing I can't really sing. So I was just curious as to what are band name would be and stuff. *i know they can sing since we've sang to each other during school lunch and her voice is amazing*
Them: I like the name spare parts
Me: that reminds me of a crow.
Them: crows and ravens are cool.
Me: what about spare crows thats kinda cool. Idk I'm weird.
Them: I like it
Me:I though of this because I found a song I wrote a couple days ago. It's sucks
Them: my songs suck.
Me: my songs suck on ass
Them: no mine
Me: well my song was kinda about Stanley Uris
Them: S T A N T H E M A N
Me: stan the man
Them:#westanstantheman
Me: we sure do 😤 he's a cuties
Them: he makes me feel straight 👉👈
Me: same sis
*send video*
Them: yes, that was beautiful.
So some things we learned
1. I want to start a band
2. I want cake
3. I love Stanley Uris
4. I don't know how to write songs
5. I cuss a lot if you would have seen the text you'd be amazed
6. Why does no one remember the minion girl
Ima tag people so they now of this person because I can't be the only one who remembers her right? Or was I just a weird child?
0Loser0Squad0
_StenbroughIsMyLife_
8SecretAdmirer8
aguytryinghisbest
rosemarymoron
CreatorCCalamity
sadgaluwu
OHnoahSCHNAPP
EricaMaca
Malfoy-Potter37
Sorry if I annoyed you with the tag I just need to make sure I'm not crazy!!!
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CasualeI don't have a therapist and my friends are probably tried of hearing me rant about stuff they don't care so know I get to dump my sad and shitty life on you