just a side note harrys contact name is going to be whatever it is in louis phone
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someone: wanna hear a joke ?
Louis: no
someone: what did Lil Jon do when the hardware store employee tried to sell him a lightbulb ?
Louis: stop I don't want to hear it
someone: turned down four watt
Louis: that was awful
someone: that was funny
Louis: no no it wasn't
stupid: you just can't appreciate the funniness of it
Louis: oh yeah that's definitely it
stupid: wanna hear another one ?
Louis: no I do not
stupid: how do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date ?
Louis: s t o p
stupid: bring her flours
Louis: tell me another goddamn joke and I'll block you
stupid: what no why
Louis: cause they aren't even funny
stupid: what ! they are to funny !
Louis: no they really aren't
stupid: well you don't have a sense of humor
Louis: and you can't tell jokes for shit my friend
stupid: you just said we are friends
Louis: no we are not
stupid: what
Louis: that was a joke (:
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texting
Fanfiction"Is this louis Tomlinson?" "Yes?" Or where harry styles gets louis tomlinsons phone number and louis doesn't know that it's harry (not open to translations at the moment!)
