I dunno what even is this chapter but just take it ily bye
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stalker: Louis
Louis: what
stalker: hi :)
Louis: you're annoying
stalker: no kim kardashian is annoying
Louis: Kim isn't as annoying as you are
stalker: rude
Louis: nah man you're rude
kim k: why you gotta be so rude
kim k: don't you know I'm human too
Louis: no Kim
kim k: what
Louis: what
Kim k: what
Louis: w h a t
kim k: what'd you call me Kim
Louis: oh no reason
Kim k : really ?
Louis: mhm
Kim k: is my contact name kim kardashian ?!
Louis: maybe maybe not the world may never know
kim k: I don't know if I should feel insulted or honored
Louis: I would insulted but whatever
Kim k: at least I got a big butt
Louis: it's all fake though
kim k: you have a nice butt
Louis: what
Kim k: um what
Louis: what Kim
Kim k: w h a t
Louis: my ass is pretty nice I guess
Kim k: oh it is
Louis: what
kim k: just sayin ;)
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Fanfiction"Is this louis Tomlinson?" "Yes?" Or where harry styles gets louis tomlinsons phone number and louis doesn't know that it's harry (not open to translations at the moment!)
