꧁☾⁂★ "The Conspiracy of Us" (Zim x Reader) ★⁂☽꧂ ROUGH DRAFT

꧁☾ ★⁂ Chapter VI ⁂★ ☽꧂

WARNING: the following chapter contains bigfoot abuse. Reader discretion is advised.

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{H/C} = Hair Color

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Dib had lied to me. After school he said he'd walk me to his house to do 'homework'. By homework, he meant dragging me on a paranormal investigation, and by bringing me to his home he meant raiding his father's laboratory. I tucked a few strands of {H/C} hair behind my ears, they immediately blew back into my face in the cold autumn breeze.
"So, Dib, what exactly are we hunting down?" Dib had met me at the school's main doors after most of the students had left. I noticed Zim was behind Dib and me, but whenever I'd look back at him his eyes would quickly dart down to the sidewalk. I had stored his amalgamation on brown and green paint splatters in my backpack, it was dry, and the cheap paints the school had bought chipped and dried at an alarming rate.

"We're going to go in the woods and find Bigfoot!" You giggled "Seriously?" He stared at me, insulted. "Look Dib- I know you're into this whole supernatural creature thing- but I think people would've found Bigfoot already if he exists-" Dib grabbed my ear and crouched down, dragging me with him. "Ow- Jesus-" I hissed in pain. "Your way too analytical like my dad, I have PROOF he exists!" he declared confidently, pulling out a magazine from his backpack. I raised my eyebrow. It was an issue by 'Mysterious Mysteries'. Everyone knows that the entire business is bullshit. Zim walked around you and Dib and glanced back at me with a pitiful expression, her eyebrows were knit together. "I feel sorry you have to deal with Dib-worms antics." he said and looked away, continuing to walk.

Dib was too busy flipping through the magazine to respond. "HERE!" he exclaimed, shoving the magazine into my face. I squinted at it, it looked like a stereotypical image of Bigfoot I could find photoshopped online. "See? It's actual photo evidence! It's irrefutable!" he said enthusiastically. "Uh-huh." I responded sarcastically. He held my hand and dragged me up, putting his magazine in his backpack. "We'll set up a sting! I know he'll definitely come tonight." thank God my mom is doing a night shift. She would be livid. "Okay... Let's set up this 'sting'" I sighed.

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I yawned and pulled out my phone to check the time one AM. Dib had dragged me out in the cold woods and made me hide in a bush with him for hours. Dib shushed me quickly by putting a finger over my lips. Dib had given himself that cliché war paint on his cheeks that I'd seen in movies. He had also drenched himself in pee; he tried to do the same to me but I protested, causing him to throw a fit. Apparently, Bigfoot had a keen sense of smell and wouldn't show up if I didn't. The sting he had set up was a piece of chocolate on a rock, in Dibs words. "Bigfoot loves chocolate, trust me he'll come."

"Dib I don't think Bigfoot is coming, we need to go h-" there was a tremendous snap, something monstrous was trudging through the woods, I reached out to cling to Dib until I remembered the pee drenched trench coat. I recoiled and Dib put a hand over my mouth and clutched his camera with the other hand. An enormous animal emerged out of the woods and walked into the clearing, it grasped the chocolate bar and ate it, Dib was snapping pictures enthusiastically. I was dumbstruck, mother fucking Bigfoot was right in front of me. I screamed, Dib looked at mr, shocked and horrified. The giant hairy creature in front of us stopped eating and turned to the bush we were hiding behind. We both held our breath, the gigantic creature sniffed the air and stomped towards me and Dib, abandoning his camera and backpack, he swiftly picked me up and ran. I could hear Bigfoot lumbering behind us, catching up.

"WHY IS HE AFTER US?!" "HE EATS HUMANS!" "WHAT?! DIB--!" Dib slowed down and set me down, he grabbed my hand and continued to run, we both were going way faster now he wasn't carrying me. I saw streetlights ahead of us, but Bigfoot was right behind us, Dib let go of my hand and whipped around, I heard an explosion as I tripped and fell landing on my stomach. My ears were ringing as I gradually got up, coughing, I slowly looked behind me and gagged, Dib stood in front of the crumpled mass of Bigfoot, it was dead, Dib KILLED Bigfoot. I got up and leaned against a tree and threw up all over the trunk.

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I laid down on my bed after taking a long hot shower, reflecting on the events that had happened. Did was angry but concerned about me. He looked you over and put a few bandages on my legs. Dib had brought me back to my home and went back to the woods to probably steal Bigfoot organs. I was incredibly unsettled. From what I've read, Bigfoot was scared of humans. But now that I think about it, if Bigfoot had a taste for humans it was no wonder why there are little to no reports on it. I felt like shit as I covered myself with the comforter. I took a few melatonin gummies to help me sleep, I've always been an insomniac and couldn't sleep without it. I felt my head become fuzzy as my thoughts melted away as I slipped into unconsciousness.

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