—4–
From: Calum 🤡
Why tf is my emoji
of a clown??From: Mikey 🥰
Whaaaat? What
do you mean?From: Calum 🤡
I'm sitting right
next to you
I'm looking at the
🤡 right nowFrom: Mikey 🥰
Why are you texting
me then? 😽From: Calum 🤡
No off topic questions
Because I don't want to
No
Permission denied
That's an off topic
question!
Next
You have been stoppedFrom: Mikey 🥰
Did you just ...
Text me a whole
ass vine reference
...
But notice how they
ALL went through,
since we are at my
place and MY WiFi
actually worksFrom: Calum 🤡
No off topic questions
Change the damn clown 😭From: Mikey 🥰
But I like it!
It looks like you ☺️From: Calum 🤡
You think I look like
a clown? 😔From: Mikey 🥰
A cute clownFrom: Calum 🤡
Clowns aren't cuteFrom: Mikey 🥰
Yet here you are 😍From: Calum 🤡
I don't know if I should
be happy that you called
me cute
Or sad at the fact that
you called me a clownFrom: Mikey 🥰
Be happy
My happy little clownFrom: Calum 🤡
Nope
I can't do this
Change the clown!!From: Mikey 🥰
Okay okay
...Mikey 🥰 changed Calum 🤡 to Cal-Pal
From: Cal-Pal
Why are you so mean
to me 😩From: Mikey 🥰
You said to change it
And I listen to my daddy 😌From: Cal-Pal
I—
I was not expecting that
BUT I won't let that distract me!
Change my username to
something cuteFrom: Mikey 🥰
...Mikey 🥰 changed Cal-Pal to Calcium
From: Calcium
Alright
This is straight up
harassment
I'm calling the copsFrom: Mikey 🥰
We already have the
handcuffs though babeFrom: Calcium
😒From: Mikey 🥰
OKAY because I
love you
...Mikey 🥰 changed Calcium to Calum🤰🏼
From: Calum🤰🏼
There is a pregnant
woman next to my name
How is that cute??From: Mikey 🥰
Every time I see you I
suddenly get pregnant
Idk it's just biologyFrom: Calum🤰🏼
😒From: Mikey 🥰
Stop with the 😒!!
And stop glaring
at me IRL
...
Accept my cuddles 🥺
...Mikey 🥰 changed Calum🤰🏼
to Calum 🌹🖤From: Mikey 🥰
I gave you two emojis
because you deserve
more than just one
You're pretty as a rose and
you're my whole emo heartFrom: Calum 🌹🖤
You're so cute— ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚
What emoji(s) would you give to Calum?
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FanfictionWhere Calum has terrible wifi, so him and Michael have to resolve to endless texting instead. - A cute Malum texting story! - - Completed! -