Chapter 1

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Chief Waterfalcon and his crew was surrounded as Berry the Bandit closed in on his position. As Berry the Bandit closed in, Berry the Bandit started unbuckling his gun (which also happened to be his belt) "Oops" he says as his belt falls to the floor along with his chaps. Chief Waterfalcon was stunned, he said "Berry, your pants. They've fallen." and Berry says "I know exactly what I'm doing." Chief Waterfalcon raised his tomahawk and threw it into the ground saying "I'm not going to fight such an attractive man." Berry the Bandit blushes he says "I was never going to fight you to begin with because I too do not fight attractive men." Chief Waterfalcon took off his headdress as well as every other article of clothing he had on him. Chief Waterfalcon got on his knees and began to plant a new garden in Blood Canyon. Berry the Bandit said "You are so good at this, look at you go." Chief Waterfalcon said "I know"

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