Water droplets fall onto Berry the Bandit's tinfoil hat "Hey what was that about?" as he looks to the sky. "Thats rain" says Sheriff Mcreedee, head disembodied from body. "whats that?" says Berry the Bandit. "Well if you must know, when the aliens terraformed the planet they changed the entire weather system. Rain is when water comes comes from the clouds, unlike what it used to be, when meteors fell from the sky." "what?" says Berry the Bandit, looking at the water on his tinfoil hat. "yes rain has changed" says Sheriff Mcreedee, head disembodied. "Who goes there? It is I the dark wizard, Borlithar" "who?" says Berry the Bandit "It is I, Borlithar" Berry the Bandit looks at him, a horrible imposing force. Head of monster. Body of monster. and legs of human. His tongue spilling out onto the ground (writers note: AWOOGA) "yes it is I, Borlithar, the villain" "the villain?" Berry the Bandit coughs up. "yes" "ok what do you want?" "I'm here to fight you, because you did something very bad." "huh?" "huh?" says Berry the Bandit and Sheriff Mcreedee "yes you killed my best friend, does this man look familiar?" "oh my goodness." says Berry the Bandit "What have you done? Who is that?" "You know who this is." "oh my goodness, old man jonson! you knew him?" "you're such an idiot, of course i knew him. he was my father. you killed my father." said Borlithar "what? i killed your father?" "yes, he was sober for 15 years. and you killed him with the very poisons he injected into his body via bottle and mouth." "what?" says Berry the Bandit "Silence!" says Borlithar, shooting a fireball from his mouth. "Look out!" says Mezagoth flying into the fire ball and blowing into a million pieces. "NOOO!" says Berry the Bandit "HOW COULD YOU?!" "just part of the job." says Borlithar, shapeshifting into a hooded figure with goggly eyes sticking out. "are you afraid of my true form?" Borlithar says, goggly eyes sticking out of head even more "I'm not afraid of you" Boyoyoying as the eyes pop from Borlithar's head even more "Yes it is I, Borlithar" as he wears a black and pink robe, face shrouded, goggly eyes attached to some kind of spring system "and I'm here to stop all of you" Chief Waterfalcon, head still disembodied. "EUGHH" he says "what?" says Borlithar, looking into Chief Waterfalcon's eyes his gaze seductive. "who is that?" says Borlithar. "Thats Chief Waterfalcon, my future wife." "Oh. well not anymore." Borlithar shoots a fireball hitting Chief Waterfalcon's head blowing him up into a million pieces. "NOOO" says Chief Waterfalcon. "how could you?!" "just part of the job" he says again, Borlithar snickering. "heheh"
