"One apple juice" he says as he slams the bar table. Berry the Bandit slams down an apple juice "delicious thank you" he says to the bartender. "That one's on the house Berry the Bandit. You really did a good thing today" "what i do?" he says. "oh i heard what you did, i saw it on the TV. You killed that guy, that guy was a dirty piece of shit." "what do you mean" he says. "You killed Chief Waterfalcon the greatest sorcerer in all the land." "nothing to it." he barks while jumping onto all fours and running around the table. "I can't control my arms and legs" says Berry the Bandit "i've been cursed by Chief Waterfalcon!" "whatever do you mean?" says the bartender as he spills every drink possible on the bar, causing a ocean of liquids. old man jonson was sleeping on the porch he didn't see it coming as the liquids came through the door and went all the way down his gullet, Old man jonson says "i've been sober for 15 years, NOOOOO?" as the liquids go down old man jonson's throat he becomes drunker than any man could ever be. Picking up a chair inside the bar and hitting Berry the Bandit over the head "take this you rotten snot nosed fuck face" says old man jonson. Berry the bandit says "OOF" says berry the bandit, flying 15 feet through the air and landing on his neck "what the heck was that for?" says Berry the Bandit. Old man jonson starts turning, its a full moon. "AWOOO" says old man jonson spider slinging. "a werespider!" says Berry the Bandit "I know how to deal with these" Berry the Bandit proceeds to slingshot old man jonson in the face with a stone "EUGHHHH" says old man jonson as he falls to the floor brain matter on the floor dead. "thats a good thing you did there" said the bartender "this one's on the house" as he slams another apple juice on the bar "nothing to it" as he flips a quarter to the bartender "keep the change" he drinks the apple juice and leaves and resurrects Chief Waterfalcon.
