Chapter 2

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Chief Waterfalcon says "I'm finished with my plants." Berry the Bandit looks over seductively "Theres something else I can finish too, this ice cream cone." Chief Waterfalcon said "Oh boy what flavor?" Berry the Bandit says "iduhknow?" "iduhknow?" "i don't know" Chief Waterfalcon was confused that Berry Bandit did not know the flavor of ice cream he was eating but he insists on asking the flavor again "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING FLAVOR?" Berry the Bandit looked shocked of Chief Waterfalcon's confusion and anger "I told you already, I don't know the god damn flavor. Leave me alone, PLEASE." Chief Waterfalcon said "This is so hot this is our first fight, we've known each other for 15 seconds." Berry the Bandit says "This isn't hot, this is serious. Get off my shit i just want to eat my fucking ice cream." Chief Waterfalcon says "you don't get to finish your ice cream" he says as he slaps it out of his hands. Berry the Bandit draws his pistol and shoots Chief Waterfalcon through the brain. "Ouch" says Chief Waterfalcon as he plummets to the ground brain matter coming from the back of his head. Berry the Bandit drops his weapon "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no. What have I done" he says "oops my bad" looking kinda embarrassed. Chief Waterfalcon looks up at Berry the Bandit "EGHSHEASHGESH" Berry the Bandit says "Don't you give me that lip girl, I just want to eat my fucking ice cream." Chief Waterfalcon looks confused, his eyes stayed open for more than 15 minutes... He was dead. Berry the Bandit walks away from his body after 15 minutes with his eyes not opening "Shoot!" he says "Why did i do that. I'm a clutz." he couldn't believe himself. He hoped on his donkey and rode into town.

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