Chapter 4: Deathmatch

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"Where am I" says Chief Waterfalcon after being resurrected with black magic. "why your back in town" "what town would that be?" says Chief Waterfalcon. "kansas" "kansas?" "kansas" says Berry the Bandit wearing a hood, obscuring his face. "kansas" says Chief Waterfalcon glugging down another apple juice. "hows the apple juice?" says Berry the Bandit "tastes like apples" says Chief Waterfalcon, slamming down another apple juice. Meanwhile in a distant place, 15 miles away, Grug the Apothecary was having a bit of trouble "where on earth did i put my motorcycle?" "why its right here" says Chief Waterfalcon somehow traveling 15 miles within minutes. "HEY! get back here" says Berry the Bandit "How dare you use your super natural power after i resurrected you, we had a deal" Chief Waterfalcon says "we made no such deal" slamming down another apple juice. "Hark" says Berry the Bandit hitting with a lasso "your coming back to town immediately" "EYOKYEDOKOH" says Chief Waterfalcon cursing Berry the Bandit. "EUGHHH" says Berry the Bandit "what have you done?" says Berry the Bandit "Why i've cursed you" says Chief Waterfalcon. "and what curse would that be?" says Berry the Bandit. "you'll see" says Chief Waterfalcon seductively. Grug the Apothecary says "what on earth is going on here?" Chief Waterfalcon spins looking over at Grug "Silence" throwing a boomerang and decapitating Grug with one fell swoop "ouch" says Grug falling to the floor, his eyes open for 15 minutes, he was dead. They walked away after 15 minutes. Berry the Bandit says "Grug was my friend how could you have done that" Grug whispered "hey i don't want any of this" "why did you kill Grug?" says Berry the Bandit. Chief Waterfalcon says to Berry the Bandit "I killed him because I had to." "he was getting in the way" "ok" says Berry the Bandit

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