I haven't done one of these in a while so LET'S GOOOOO-
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Erin: Finish the sentence, lather me up and call me-
Christian: Daddy!
Regina: AHHHH-
Bella: Nevaeh wants to honk for you bro!
Nevaeh: H O N K
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Rey: I journeyed through the stars, the galaxies, and even the inter depths of my own mind. But no matter how hard I searched or how hard I tried I never found what I was looking for, a single fuck to give about your opinion.
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Nevaeh: If your leg got cut off...would it hurt?
Rey: DUH!!
Nevaeh: How tho?
Sarai: Cause your leg got cut off!!!
Nevaeh: ...where you gonna feel the pain?
Ramses: IN YOUR LEG-
Ramses: ...wait
Nevaeh: exACTLY BRO!
Nevaeh: how you gonna feel the pain in your leg,
Nevaeh: if your leg is gone
Ramses: IF UR LEG IS GONE
Rey: ...
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~Mall starts flooding~
Literally all the band kids in our friend group:
*Video at the top*
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Nevaeh: What's red and spins really fast?!
Zam: Um... I don't know?
Nevaeh: A BLENDER FULL OF BABIES!
Literally everyone: Please stop.
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Rey: Hey google, play Caesars death theme song.
Google: Alright, check out this song on YouTube Music.
Google: ~Plays Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town~
Nevaeh: ~Spits out tea~
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Regina: Comes in with vanilla ice cream
Nevaeh and Bella: ._.
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Ramses: So I got revenge on the chicken that attacked me.
Ramses: ~Proceeds to show videos of a chicken being cooked~
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Erin recording:
Caption: Me coming down from my room for the first time in 72 hours to get Mac&Cheese
Bella: ~Runs down stairs with blanket over head then proceeds to slip on the first floor tile in the Kitchen~
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Nevaeh, crying: I was making ramen noodles but I forgot to put in the noodles so now all I got is water-
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Regina cooking: What is all that noise?
Regina: ~Walks up stairs~
Rey, Bella, and Nevaeh: ~Proceeds to JoJo pose intensely~
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Regina: Hey go to the store we ran out of milk!
Nevaeh, Bella, Rey, Erin, and Ramses: ~Comes down stairs in blow up shark costumes~
N, B, R, E, &R: Let's do this bitches.
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Regina coming to check up on Bella:
Bella who hasn't had any human interaction in 72 hours: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Caption: Bitches be simping over 2D characters like wtf?
Nevaeh: I'm that bitch, been that bitch, still that bitch, will forever be that bitch-
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Christian: And I call this dance move "Beating my disobedient son-"
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Briana: What's a fella gotta do around here to get some APPLE JUICE ?
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Rey: How do I ask someone out?
Erin: twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in my car
Regina: roses are red / violets are blue / guess what / my bad has space for two
Nevaeh: row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily i can make you scream
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No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Christian:
Bella and Nevaeh: So have you guys heard about Haikyuu characters T H I G H S ?
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Rey: Why the fuck do you stand up in the middle of shitting?
Erin: You're asking all the right questions my guy
Christian: Gotta air it out 😇
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Erin: Dang I could really go for a snack right now.
Erin: ~Opens pantry door~
Erin: Hey can I have these black beans?
Bella, Ramses, and Rey pointing Nerf guns:
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Nevaeh: Guys here's some proof that Naruto characters actually exist!
Nevaeh: Look at this guys,
~Shows trash can~
It's Sakura!
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Bella to Bokuto: What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon-
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Nevaeh being salty: This cup is filled with how much I care for you....oh look, it's empty-
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Christian: Wtf is Ebola? I thought that meant grandma in Spanish?
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Erin: Aren't you supposed to be cleaning?
Bella putting a cup down: I'm supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.
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Nevaeh: We do be slapping each others ass though, homiesexual.
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THAT'S IT FOR THIS ONE IT'S ALMOST 1:20AM AND I'M GONNA WATCH SOME JJBA!!!
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Giving Up
HumorA story about me and my friends daily lives! Also stories about what happens in my life, stories, dumb things, and sometimes but rarely venting.