Hilarious Bits

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I haven't done one of these in a while so LET'S GOOOOO-

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Erin: Finish the sentence, lather me up and call me-

Christian: Daddy!

Regina: AHHHH-

Bella: Nevaeh wants to honk for you bro!

Nevaeh: H O N K

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Rey: I journeyed through the stars, the galaxies, and even the inter depths of my own mind. But no matter how hard I searched or how hard I tried I never found what I was looking for, a single fuck to give about your opinion.

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Nevaeh: If your leg got cut off...would it hurt?

Rey: DUH!!

Nevaeh: How tho?

Sarai: Cause your leg got cut off!!!

Nevaeh: ...where you gonna feel the pain?

Ramses: IN YOUR LEG-

Ramses: ...wait

Nevaeh: exACTLY BRO!

Nevaeh: how you gonna feel the pain in your leg,

Nevaeh: if your leg is gone

Ramses: IF UR LEG IS GONE

Rey: ...

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~Mall starts flooding~

Literally all the band kids in our friend group:

*Video at the top*

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Nevaeh: What's red and spins really fast?!

Zam: Um... I don't know?

Nevaeh: A BLENDER FULL OF BABIES!

Nevaeh: A BLENDER FULL OF BABIES!

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Literally everyone: Please stop.

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Rey: Hey google, play Caesars death theme song.

Google: Alright, check out this song on YouTube Music.

Google: ~Plays Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town~

Nevaeh: ~Spits out tea~

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Regina: Comes in with vanilla ice cream

Nevaeh and Bella:  ._.

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Ramses: So I got revenge on the chicken that attacked me.

Ramses: ~Proceeds to show videos of a chicken being cooked~

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Erin recording:

Caption: Me coming down from my room for the first time in 72 hours to get Mac&Cheese

Bella: ~Runs down stairs with blanket over head then proceeds to slip on the first floor tile in the Kitchen~

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Nevaeh, crying: I was making ramen noodles but I forgot to put in the noodles so now all I got is water-

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Regina cooking: What is all that noise?

Regina: ~Walks up stairs~

Rey, Bella, and Nevaeh: ~Proceeds to JoJo pose intensely~

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Regina: Hey go to the store we ran out of milk!

Nevaeh, Bella, Rey, Erin, and Ramses: ~Comes down stairs in blow up shark costumes~

N, B, R, E, &R: Let's do this bitches.

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Regina coming to check up on Bella:

Bella who hasn't had any human interaction in 72 hours: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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Caption: Bitches be simping over 2D characters like wtf?

Nevaeh: I'm that bitch, been that bitch, still that bitch, will forever be that bitch-

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Christian: And I call this dance move "Beating my disobedient son-"

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Briana: What's a fella gotta do around here to get some APPLE JUICE ?

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Rey: How do I ask someone out?

Erin: twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in my car

Regina: roses are red / violets are blue / guess what / my bad has space for two

Nevaeh: row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily i can make you scream

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No one:

Not a single soul:

Not even Christian:

Bella and Nevaeh: So have you guys heard about Haikyuu characters T H I G H S ?

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Rey: Why the fuck do you stand up in the middle of shitting?

Erin: You're asking all the right questions my guy

Christian: Gotta air it out 😇

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Erin: Dang I could really go for a snack right now.

Erin: ~Opens pantry door~

Erin: Hey can I have these black beans?

Bella, Ramses, and Rey pointing Nerf guns:

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Nevaeh: Guys here's some proof that Naruto characters actually exist!

Nevaeh: Look at this guys,

~Shows trash can~

It's Sakura!

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Bella to Bokuto: What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon-

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Nevaeh being salty: This cup is filled with how much I care for you....oh look, it's empty-

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Christian: Wtf is Ebola? I thought that meant grandma in Spanish?

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Erin: Aren't you supposed to be cleaning?

Bella putting a cup down: I'm supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

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Nevaeh: We do be slapping each others ass though, homiesexual.

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THAT'S IT FOR THIS ONE IT'S ALMOST 1:20AM AND I'M GONNA WATCH SOME JJBA!!!

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