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Christian holding a Kermit Puppet: SHAWTY I DON'T-

Nevaeh: (Wheezing)

Christian again: miND!

                                                               ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Bella: Welcome to Radio ShACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Zamantha: Hey you got 69 cents you know what that means.

Bella: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets-

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Regina: (Holding Crayon)

Christian: REGINA IS THAT A WEED?!

Regina: No it's jus-

Christian: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Operator: 911 what's your emergency-

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Regina: CHRISTIAN IS THAT THE POLICE?!

Also Regina: I'M CALLING THE WEED!

Zamantha in the backround: 420 what ya smoking?

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Erin walking up to snowmen on shelf: Hail Satan!

Every Snowman: HAIL SATAN!

One Singular Snowman: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN-

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Sarai: Hey what did you guys get for number 12?

Regina: I got 18

Rey: I got 9.5

Christian: I got Abraham Lincoln- 

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Rey: There's only one thing worse than a rapist!

Bella: A child.

Everyone: No-

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Regina running up to our group table:

Nevaeh: Daddy?

Regina: dO I LOOK LIKE?!

                                                                ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*    *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Sad Memes for Sad People!

Erin: Hey Zamantha! What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

Zamantha: Um, the core?

Erin: The wheelchair.

.・゜゜・  ・゜゜・.

Erin: Hey Bella, what's yellow and can't swim?

Bella: I don't know?

Erin: A schoolbus full of children!

.・゜゜・  ・゜゜・.

Nevaeh: Hey remember when I bought this dress and thought I would look super cute like Rihanna or some shit?

Nevaeh: Well this is what I look like, YEE HAW BITCH-

.・゜゜・  ・゜゜・.

Everyone: You don't get paid until next week, how can you afford such nice things?

Christian: Well I have this really nice app called 'Steal'-

.・゜゜・  ・゜゜・.

Regina getting her iced coffee out the fridge: (Puts Coffee on Counter Top)

Coffee: Slides

Random water cup: Slides

Liquid inside the cup: Spills

Water Cup: Falls and breaks

Regina:

Regina:

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Time for our favorite bromance~!

Rey and Cain in an argument:

Cain: How do you know what's good for me?

Rey: THAT'S MY OPINION

Literally Everyone:

Literally Everyone:

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Well that's all for now. This book is "Still a peice of garbage!"

Next Up: ???

Lmao I know this book is already trash, but it's a crackfic so who cares?

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