Christian holding a Kermit Puppet: SHAWTY I DON'T-
Nevaeh: (Wheezing)
Christian again: miND!
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Bella: Welcome to Radio ShACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Zamantha: Hey you got 69 cents you know what that means.
Bella: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets-
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Regina: (Holding Crayon)
Christian: REGINA IS THAT A WEED?!
Regina: No it's jus-
Christian: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Operator: 911 what's your emergency-
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Regina: CHRISTIAN IS THAT THE POLICE?!
Also Regina: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Zamantha in the backround: 420 what ya smoking?
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Erin walking up to snowmen on shelf: Hail Satan!
Every Snowman: HAIL SATAN!
One Singular Snowman: HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN-
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Sarai: Hey what did you guys get for number 12?
Regina: I got 18
Rey: I got 9.5
Christian: I got Abraham Lincoln-
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Rey: There's only one thing worse than a rapist!
Bella: A child.
Everyone: No-
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Regina running up to our group table:
Nevaeh: Daddy?
Regina: dO I LOOK LIKE?!
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Sad Memes for Sad People!
Erin: Hey Zamantha! What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Zamantha: Um, the core?
Erin: The wheelchair.
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
Erin: Hey Bella, what's yellow and can't swim?
Bella: I don't know?
Erin: A schoolbus full of children!
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
Nevaeh: Hey remember when I bought this dress and thought I would look super cute like Rihanna or some shit?
Nevaeh: Well this is what I look like, YEE HAW BITCH-
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
Everyone: You don't get paid until next week, how can you afford such nice things?
Christian: Well I have this really nice app called 'Steal'-
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
Regina getting her iced coffee out the fridge: (Puts Coffee on Counter Top)
Coffee: Slides
Random water cup: Slides
Liquid inside the cup: Spills
Water Cup: Falls and breaks
Regina:
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Time for our favorite bromance~!
Rey and Cain in an argument:
Cain: How do you know what's good for me?
Rey: THAT'S MY OPINION
Literally Everyone:
Well that's all for now. This book is "Still a peice of garbage!"
Next Up: ???
Lmao I know this book is already trash, but it's a crackfic so who cares?
YOU ARE READING
Giving Up
ЮморA story about me and my friends daily lives! Also stories about what happens in my life, stories, dumb things, and sometimes but rarely venting.