Sam seeing a dog in another car: Hey, I would die for you!
Dog: Smiles
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Christian: To make a long story short, I shoved a whole bag of Jelly Beans up my ass.
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Nevaeh: This bitch called me ugly, I said where. She said under all that makeup, I said BITCH WHERE-
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Rey opening his Christmas gifts: It's an avacado...thanks!
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Regina to Sam: I saw you hanging out with Kelly yesterday.
Sam: R-Regina it's not what you think!
Regina: I won't hesitate bitch!
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Regina/Dad: My favorite thing about kids is that i'm not responsible for any of them!
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Nevaeh: I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
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Erin: Bella look it's the Good Kush!
Bella: This is the Dollar Store, how good can it be.
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Christian to a fucking trash can: Girl you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
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Sam: Country boy I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, ayyllh
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Erin: Hi thanks for checking in, i'm still a piece of garbage~
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Nevaeh: Hi my names failure, and your watching Disney Channel!
~Does Disney magic thing~
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Bella: A potato flew around my room before you came
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Rey inside car that Sam is driving: BABY IT'S YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE I LOVE! YOU'RE THE ONE I NEED!
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Bella: Hey I'm lesbian.
Christian: I thought you were American?
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Christian: Hey today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a KickStarter to put him down. The benifits of killing him would be that I would be pushed away less.
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Rey: So I'm sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties-
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Literally anyone fighting:
Patrick: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
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Regina: Oh my god Regina your speech was so good!
Sam: Ohmygoditwasn'teventhatgood
Regina: Why won't you just take the frikin compliment-
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Erin: Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does...
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Patrick to Christian: I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you..bitch.
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Teacher: Hey Nevaeh can you read the next paragraph for me?
Nevaeh: No I can't
Also Nevaeh: Hi, I'm Nevaeh 19 and I've never learned how to fucking read.
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Regina: Put all that candy back, I'm not buying you all that mess.
Nevaeh: ~Throws Candy~
Regina: Try me bitch.
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I think I did pretty good with this one, but I'm sure it's just me but thats fine.
