Drarry Oneshots

Rant Book

"-upid Potter! Everyone thinks he's so wonderful and smart when really he's just an idiot! He thinks he's so much better than me just because of that stupid little scar on his forehead! I mean, how can people even like him? Him and his messy black blob of hair, which is practically a bird's nest. And we can't forget his eyes! He looks like a wide-eyed owl with abnormally green eyes!"

"Uh-huh," Blaise said absentmindedly as he quickly scribbled down each and every word Draco muttered on a small notepad. 'Wow, it's just our first year of Hogwarts, and he's already complaining this much.' Blaise rolled his eyes mentally.

Recently, Draco had offered his hand in friendship to Harry Potter. However, Harry rejected him. Ever since then, Draco has been ranting non-stop about every flaw in detail of Harry's.

Every Slytherin says he's obsessed with Harry, but Draco just shrugs it off saying "I'm just expressing how much I loath Saint Pottah!" Therefore, Blaise and the entire Slytherin house decided to prove to him that he is in fact obsessed with the raven-haired boy.

They planned on doing that by writing down every single thing Draco ever said about Harry in a notebook. Not a single day, would any of them leave to go anywhere with Draco without a notepad, ready for writing whenever they would hear Draco mumble "Pottah!" Shocking how the 'oh so observant Slytherin Ice Prince' never noticed them writing it all down. Then on the last day of school, they would put everything into a scrapbook with pictures and decorations, and gift it to him. To make Draco even more mad, they agreed to stick hearts everywhere, implying Draco was in love with Harry from the very beginning.

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"What did he do this time?" Blaise asked distractedly.

"It was during quidditch practice, he was zooming around all over the place before the others got there! He was doing loops and dives and- I don't know what else, but he was clearly trying to show off! I don't understand why everyone stared at him in awe like that, he's not even that good! I bet I could do all that easily! And-"

"Wait!" Blaise interrupted, taking it all down hurriedly in messy scrawls. It was hardly legible. 'Damn you, Draco, for talking so damn fast all the time.'

"What is it?" Draco asked, visibly annoyed at being interrupted. 'Ah shit, think of an excuse, quick!'

"Uh- I- I just needed time to process everything in my brain, you know, so slow down." The chocolate skinned boy explained in panic.

"Oh, alright," Draco said.

'Phew.'

"Anyway, I can't believe him! and- oh look, there's Potter, Weasley and the mudblood now! Atrocious, I can't even be in their presence without feeling the need to throw up." Draco started again, glaring at the trio as they laughed.

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"That Idiot Potter!" Draco yelled, slamming his bag onto the desk. Collapsing onto the bed dramatically, Draco began to his infamous Potter rants once more.

Instantly, Nott grabbed his notebook and opened a new page. He was going to have to buy his 6th whole book already. 'And it's only third year! How many books is this man going to make me buy!' Theodore sighs in his head, subtly bringing a quill out to start writing.

"He thinks he's so cool just because everyone knows him! He thinks he's so superior and important and looked up to just because he rejected my hand! 'I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks!" Draco mimicked, adding a squeaky teenage girl voice. "Hah! As if! He obviously can't, seeing as he chose the stupid weasel over me! "

Chuckling quietly to himself, Nott wrote following along with Draco's angry cries. "Mhm, Interesting." Theo couldn't stop his lips from twitching constantly when hearing lover boy rant about his so-called 'enemy.'