Part II
"I wish you went bold Ai'Asshole" Boss grumbled climbing back.
King didn't bother replying and closed his eyes. Not even a minute passed Boss scooted closer whispering, "So... you and Ai'Bohn huh?" His eyes snapped open. " All those years~ *dramatic sigh* It has been all~ foreplay"
"Piss off Ai'Boss" King threw him an icy dagger. "You know it's bullshit"
"Is it?" Boss scratched his jaw. "The photos looked pretty convincing tho"
"Shut up, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time"
"Woah, no need to get so mad. I'm just stating the facts. Afterall Bohn did haul you off into the stadium looking mad and stuff, anybody could make theories about that. 'Possessive husband and oblivious wife', that's what they call you two now. See," Boss shoved his phone on his face. "There's a heap of fanfiction dedicated to the love-hate relationship between two middle school sweethearts!"
"I don't wanna see it" King batted his phone away extremely annoyed. "Wait... what do you mean middle school sweethearts? How do they know we went to same middle school?!"
"Ah that, after you left I sort of had an interview with P'Soda yesterday. Had to support my homies you know"
"Shia Ai'Boss! Why did you do that?!"
"Hey," He held up his hands in defense. "Ai'Bohn didn't say anything so I just assumed the thing between you two.." smiling sheepishly, " is true"
"There is no thing between us, why do people always like to imagine things that don't even exist in the first place!"
Boss blinked. "That's why it's called imagination?... Honestly Ai'King, your IQ has a weird shut down whenever you get flustered. haven't you always been too calm when I pestered you about such rumors in the past, so why are you getting so defensive all of a sudden?"
King huffed. "Because it's ridiculous. We are talking about Bohn Patpasit, the same guy who suddenly flipped out of the blue to the devil incarnate. He would totally gut me like a pig if he could get away with it"
"It was more pigtail pulling than anything" He was faced with a nasty glare. King's normally well-brushed hair locks were now sticking out in weird angles due to running frustrated fingers through them every five seconds.
"Are you kidding me? In middle school he humiliated me at every chance he got! How could a mere middle schooler be such a mean butthole? Can't believe I had such an asshat for a best friend for 10 years"
Boss chose to keep his mouth shut. They first met Bohn and King in 6th grade. Mek had made friends with King during Maths class and eventually introduced King to him. Bohn was that puppyish trouble maker who occasionally went a rabid dog during school fights, and surprisingly was also the best friend to their elite class president King.
Despite their differences, they've been best buds since they were 3-year-olds. Boss still doesn't know what caused them to suddenly fall apart with absolutely no reason. For all he knows Bohn is the same guy he was, the hot-headed rabble-rouser. The only difference was how he treated King later on- like he did the rest of them. Bullying was his job.
In a way, it was too soft to be bullying but also too mean to be teasing. Like when he teased King for his pale skin, skinny limbs, his sensitive waist- especially the waist, and his non stop watering doe eyes which were often the victim of Bohn's pranks. Boss wasn't judgemental. It could have been some sort of weird fetish of Bohn's, who knows. But both King and Bohn had their own girlfriends during high school years and Bohn didn't seem interested in causing trouble for King anymore. Arguably that was legit straight behavior.
Seeing King now, Boss couldn't help but wonder if it happened for his own good sometimes. Back then King easily cried for many things, got fooled, and pranked and was labeled as a pitiful daffodil. When they met again in college King had grown into a confident handsome young man. Gone was that baby fat of his and babyish hair cut.
Boss almost felt sorry when Bohn bumped on them in the cafeteria that day. The well built handsome devil had given them an acknowledging nod before he haughtily looked down on King, making him slump his shoulders until their 7cm difference escalated to a few hundred yards.
All those happiness and confidence were squashed in that very instance.
However, Bohn was still their friend just like King was, even those two had bad blood between them. Bohn had treated them like he always did, as best friends who are not too close but not too far either. Boss doesn't know if it's because of his shattered friendship with his long best friend, Bohn never spills anything personal neither to him nor Mek. Even now, he doesn't have any idea what's going on inside Bohn's head.
Girls? Boys? Duen? Trans? King?
Autosexual?!
"Uh, forget it" He finally said putting his phone aside. "It will eventually blow off. You two barely talk to each other and you have no classes with him either. Sooner or later somebody will take the page down. My money is on Ai'Bohn. He can't last long without his girlfriends"
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Notes:
Autosexual - Sexual attraction to oneself/ being aroused by ownself
Thanatophobia - Fear of death/ Death anxiety
Sails - Material stretched over masts to catch wind and propel a boat
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