The Truth and Fear of the Slender Man

Camping Trip

With all 4 of us in the car, all our stuff packed in the trunk, on a Tuesday afternoon and a video camera, we were on our merry way to camping.

"So here we are, we're gonna look for..." I said until I was interrupted by crazy Johnny

"Dah Slendah Mahn!!!!"

"Seriously?" Said Tony while driving

We talked and did crazy stuff.

"This video must look good, for our future generations."

"If we even get out alive."

"Relax, unless his instincts make him go wild, we'll be fine."

"So how do we keep him from killing us?"

"First of all, don't scream if you see him. Try not to be scared, but if you are, don't pretend to be fearless, just try to stay calm."

"We're here." Said Tony

Everyone took out their belongings from the trunk and walked to the nearest camping spot. We put everything down and began building the two tents that Johnny brought.

"One tent is for you and Sihara, I'll share the other one with Tony." Said Johnny

"You better not try anything." Said Tony mockingly 

"I won't rape you, Slendy will." Said Johnny

"You guys have watched way too much hentai!" I said

"We should get firewood before it gets dark."

"Yup. Come on Solie, we'll go."

Sihara and I walked the brightly lit forest, it was about 4 in the afternoon, and it was a sunny day. We grabbed some large branches and began to walk back.

"So, are his tentacles slimy?" Asked Sihara

"What?" 

"Are Slender's tentacles slimy?"

"Ummm, I don't know. I don't think so."

"Didn't he grab you by the arm?"

"Yeah, but it was over my jacket, so I couldn't really feel it."

"Hmm, did it hurt when he grabbed you?"

"Kinda, it felt like a snake's grip, like a python or something."

"Eesh."

We got back to the tents and threw the wood to the ground.

"Hey, where did these two go to?" 

I looked around, Sihara was right. They were probably hiding, waiting to scare us.

"Don't know, maybe Slender already got them and raped them." I chuckled

"No." Said Tony out of nowhere

Sihara peeked inside a tent, they were both sitting there, playing on Tony's iPad.

"Can't you guys unplug yourselves from technology for one day?"

"Nope, we can't." Said Johnny

"Come on Sihara, let us make a huge pretty fire."

"Wait, we need to get some rocks."

"Oh right."

"We'll get 'em." Said Tony, locking the iPad and putting it aside.

Both guys went to the river to grab some rocks. I looked at Sihara and she was rubbing two sticks together intensely. 

"What are you doing?"