Virgil woke up on the couch flopped on top of Roman who was still taller than him even hunched over. "Welp time to wake up the tower of terror. PRINCY IM GAY."
Roman yelled and fell of the couch. "What?"
Virgil smiled sweetly. "Good morning. We're picking up your stuff and dog, and bringing it here today. Moving you into the guest room although I doubt you'd use it since you loooove me soooooo much."
Roman scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Thanks Vee."
"No prob bob."
Roman gave him a confused face. "My name isn't bob."
"It's a figure of speech. You've been in the city this long and still haven't heard it?" Virgil laughed a little.
Roman suddenly paled. "OH SHIT. THE PLAY. THAT WAS YESTERDAY I MISSED IT."
Virgil laughed. "Relax I'm too paranoid to forget. They had to cancel due to a few of the cast members getting sick. They might do it next month I don't know."
Roman nodded. "What about your work? Don't you have work today?"
The other shook his head again. "My coworker Jo is taking my shift. She owes me a few favors after stealing all of my fucking Cheetos like the fucking sneak she is."
Virgil's phone started ringing. "Oh hold on." He picked it up to hear a fimilar voice on the other end.
"You bitch I'm your older sister and your co-worker you tell him before I come in there and stab you myself. Also just a by the by, our house is insanely easy to break into." And the call ended.
Roman tilted his head. "Who was that?"
Virgil rolled his eyes. "My older sister. She's also my coworker but she broke in and she's probably stealing my Cheetos LIKE THE ASSHOLE SHE IS I KNOW YOU HEAR ME."
"CAN'T HEAR YOOOU." Came a voice from upstairs.
"Uhm?" Roman asked.
"Okay here is everything you need to know about my family. I know you were looking at the photos on my fridge. The one with long brown hair is my sister before she cut it. She's a total drama queen but she's been watching me and my younger brother since we were really young since my parents went missing. They left like an insane ammount of money so none of us ever have to work, I just do to keep me busy and concur my fear of people." Virgil shrugged.
Roman nodded. "Who's the blond?"
Virgil rolled his eyes. "My sister's girlfriend. They both stalk me and try shipping me with people."
"AND WE'RE USUALLY RIGHT TOO."
Roman gave a look as a clumsy looking person fell down the stairs. She got up and dusted off her overalls, pulling her short curly purple hair out of her face.
"Oooh~ who are yoooou?" Roman noticed she usually made words longer than nessacary just because. "Are you guys dating yet because if you aren't, WHY ARE YOU LYING TO YOURSELVES YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY LIKE EACHOTHER."
Roman's face turned pink as Virgil glared at her. "Jo, he's just a friend. Go set up your room since your probably staying for a few days sadly. Where's Lissa?"
Jo shrugged. "I dunno."
Virgil gapped at her. "Isn't she your girlfriend?"
"Yep." She popped the p.
"Don't you two live together along with the rest of your..gaggle of friends?" Virgil asked.
"Yeah but I missed my baby bro. Plus Thorn and Kathy are tending to the baby and I accidentally nudged Levi down the stairs since he called my newest fanfic stupid." Jo shrugged like this was no big deal.
Roman looked between the two siblings and started noticing resemblances. The both looked insaley emo, but Jo just looked insane, and they both had black hair. Virgil's had lilac tips while Jo's were a darker purple. They both had brown eyes with hints of gold. But Jo was built a lot bigger than him since Virgil had a frame like the little boy in the picture.
"YOU CAN'T PUSH PEOPLE DOWN STAIRS." Virgil yelled throwing his hands up.
"Oh. Well your one to talk. I know you almost pushed Roman down the stairs."
"Wait- how do you know that?!" Roman butted in.
"I hid cameras around the house." Jo said calmly.
"WHAT?!" Virgil yelled.
"Haha kidding you should see your face. Naw I was actually here the past few days you guys just never noticed me."
Roman paused. "Really?"
Jo shrugged. "You guys were rather busy." She tilted her head in thought. "Imagine how many people could be watching you right now."
Roman sighed. "Hanging out with both of you is giving me serious Anxiety jeez."
Jo clicked her tongue. "Right. Welp I'm gonna find Lissa. She and I are sharing my room for the next..." She looked at her watch as if that would help her. "Two weeks." And she vanished.
Roman looked at Virgil. "Uhm well that was interesting."
Virgil shrugged. "Yeah sorry about her. Lissa usually keeps her at Bay, but whatever. Want to go over and bother Pat and Logan until they help us move your stuff?"
Roman nodded. They both walked out of the house happy to be in the warm weather. Virgil was still feeling a bit under the weather, bit otherwise fine.
When they got to the bakery they saw something they didn't expect.
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Prinxiety Coffee & Cats
HumorRoman walks into Starbucks every day and orders the most complicated order that Virgil has to put up with. So Virgil tries to be the most difficult person possible. One day Roman comes in upset and needing a place to stay, so Virgil offers his hous...