Insanity (A Gravity Falls in Wonderland AU)

Chapter 1: Welcome To Wonderland!

Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English).

~ Lewis Carroll

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"Wonderland?! Can we get out?"

"No"

"So we're stuck...With you."

"Yep"

Dipper groaned and looked down, then up, almost having a heart attack as he noticed the glowing warm light getting ever closer, "How long do you think we have till we exit?" he asked, struggling to make himself feel grounded as they dropped.

Bill looked up, "Five"

"Five what?"

"Four"

Dipper flailed about, "Wait no! I'm not ready!" he cried.

"Three, Two, One"

Dipper screamed, thinking they were going to go splat as the bright world appeared before them in a blinding array of vivid colour. The ground came rushing up to meet them as the twins screamed, and Bill grabbed the back of their shirts, using his magic to slow their descent as Mabel gasped at the scenery.

They hit the ground with a thud as the demon's powers shorted out halfway down, bouncing down a hill a few times before coming to a stop. Bill grumbled as he stood up, brushing himself down of any dirt despite his suit being perfectly fine, "Great, now I have to walk" he growled, enough venom in his words to sting a few thousand wounds.

"Well, at least we didn't go splat" Mabel said, helping Dipper to his feet.

"You're welcome" Bill replied, checking his clothes hadn't been ruffled and his triangle cuff-links were still in place and shiny. Dipper spotted his drawing book and picked it up, "Yes!" he cried happily, brushing it off and tucking it into his vest.

The twins turned to look at Bill in shock as he suddenly fell over, not moving from his spot on the ground, "Is he dead?" Mabel asked, nudging the demon with her foot. Bill didn't move or make a noise.

Dipper yawned, "I don't know, but do you feel really tired suddenly?" he asked.

Mabel nodded, tripping over Bill as she passed out and not moving from her spot. Dipper kneeled down beside the two, trying to wake them up with tired nudges and shaking. He was worried and didn't want to be passing out in such a strange place.

"Guys, wake up! We...really...can't..." he said, but Dipper was unable to finish his sentence. His eyes slipped closed and his knees buckled as he tipped forward. He was asleep before he hit the ground. The last thing he saw was the the hole above closing with a snap, there would be no way back to Gravity Falls now.

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The white rabbit came over to the sleeping pile of beings lying on the grassy ground and gave them a good sniff as if inspecting them like a dog would a stranger, "Oooo he smells like him he does, the mad one." he said, looking up at the two large, rounded men dressed in pink and blue behind him.

Pink, which was his name because he wore the pink suit, rolled his eyes at the bug-eyed rabbit, "You're mad, you are" he said, crossing his arms tightly.

"Nah ah!"

The one in blue, because he wore the blue suit, made a shushing noise, which the white rabbit and his pink-dressed twin repeated until he hit them both on the head in a series of smacks, "Their sleeping! Be quiet!"