i’m in a great deal of fucking pain right now i don’t know why the fuck i decided to do this shit i was fucking bored and wanted to see if it would actually help the fucking itching that i have on my fucking dick so what i decided to do was i have, well i laid, i put 2 jimmy dean pancake sausage on a sticks originals up in the fucking microwave and i was eating them watching my nigga jd’s motherfucking stream huge shoutout to him and shit y’know what i mean no bullshit and so i’m sitting back bored as fuck and i wanna get rid of this motherfucking itching upon my fucking cock and i decide to put a hot ass fresh out the motherfucking microwave wrapped motherfucking pancake sausage on a stick on my fucking dick and now it’s even more in fucking pain because i have a fucking i i have a big ass burn on the foreskin of my motherfucking cock because i’m not fucking circumcised
pretty fucking painful
