Minecraft Update 1.18 Should be about Grass

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Add over 400+ new grass types including normal grass, slightly wet grass, poorly cut grass, tall but not as tall as normal grass, radioactive grass, grass that licks you when you touch it, grass that spontaneously combusts, grass that will betray you at the furthermost climactic part of the game, gold grass, iron grass, diamond grass, leather grass, chain grass, grass grass, grass armor and many many more. Also this update introduces emotes but there is only one and it's the splits. This emote only works on the grass that licks you when you touch it. And this update removes caves, mining, building, structures, fighting, and all types of farming except for grass farming. Ya know what, while we are at it, let's just have the game exclusively as it's most prominent feature and remove everything except grass. This update would be great because it is perfect for mobile players.

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