Meliodas has a Daughter?!

uh oh

"Teddy Bear Ima need you to stay as quiet as a rat when we go through this portal. I don't want to be a widow before we're officially married."

"Why a rat? Isn't it supposed to be a mouse?" He raised a brow as I started to prep the portal, making sure to hold me up since my knees are as sturdy as Jello.

"I can always find a mouse in the pantry, but never a rat. Ask my stomach, I've eaten enough of the fuckers to know."

He flinched at my sudden change of language.

"A little harsh ain't it?"

I growled.

"Tell that to my food."

Fun fact! Take my food and I'll make you its replacement. I did it to those mice, I'm not afraid of bigger prey.

I sighed.

"The problem was solved after I started poisoning my own food. Here's the funny thing about having immunity against poison, you can poison your own food and nothing will happen. But if others eat it, they'll die."

Of course Teddy Bear was curious about the poison part so I told him to shoot his shot. I'm pretty open, like my Papa, so I don't mind answering questions!

Don't be mad when I side step it with ease though!

"Just how did ya get the poison in the first place? Most people think your 5."

"Good question, terrifying answer. I made it myself. I'm well versed on nightshade if you ever want to try me."

A threat, yes. I don't think Teddy Bear is the type to go and cheat but I like telling people the consequences of messing with me. Makes it more fun for when they don't listen.

Damien bursted out in laughter, slapping his knee like there was no tomorrow. Mama was chuckling behind him, trying to muffle her sounds behind her hand.

"Watch it Ed, you'll be in a casket before you're in bed with another woman!"

I said nothing since it was easy to tell that Teddy Bear got the message from the way he gulped. His grip got tighter on my hips, which made me want to laugh cause I'm very ticklish.

But I am a very strong person! Big strong like my Papa said!

"The portal is basically done. I'll go first, along with Teddy Bear, then Mama and the rest of you follow afterwards."

I'm like nervous nervous. It's been way long since I've seen Papa, more than my regular 3 to 5 business days. I'm so gonna get grounded.

I sigh.

I'd rather that than dying or infection. If I can even die of such a thing. Maybe embarrassment is the thing I'll die by.

"Alright Teddy Bear, walk nice and slowly, I think I'm rearranging my own organs right now."

I said that just as we walked through to the other side of the portal. Can you guess what was the first thing I saw?

A FRICKEN sword pointed directly at Teddy Bear's face.

"Who rearranged who's organs?"

Oh poop, I don't wanna cuss but I might just have to say shit. Papa looks ready to kill and Teddy Bear looks like he wants to live. Mama comes through the portal followed by everyone else and the room was silent.

"So he found out huh?"

"Damien I swear-"

"Is that Squirt?!"

"Hi Miss Rusty! Can you calm down Papa? I don't have the energy to deal with him right now." Like seriously, I already have questions for Papa and I would love some entertainment in the form of violence but my energy is below -9000.