Teacher- Today you will write an essay about what your family's Christmas traditions are! And you can't just write, 'we give eachother presents and put up a tree', put something special!
Me- First we build a giant fire in the back yard. Next we throw in empty Monster Energy Drink bottles, and precede to dance and jump around the fire with hand drums, chanting "PRAISE SANTA! PRAISE SANTA!"
Teacher- REALLY 0-0 C-
Friend- I spin my dradle around and sing Hanukah songs. Because In jewish. And I don't celebrate Christmas.
Teacher- haha very funny everyone is Christian who are you kidding F-- for cheating
Friend- how is being Jewish cheating?
-written at 10:49 PM
