Snow Day.
Did you mean (parents version): Make the kids do all the chores while you do nothing but complain you've done everything and that THEYRE lazy and that they're saying nonstop that the children are sassing you and driving you insane and then for punishment making them do more chores which totally fixes the problem.
Did you mean (children version): "day off" from that stressful drama filled hole of heck adults call school, in which instead of relaxing and having fun you have to do 89863658292986473997237932792397139723979729723972389248923 chores.
And wtf why is it even called a "SnowDay" we only get out if it's like negative degrees outside so like who vp cares if there is snow like wtf every child on tv snow days is playing outside while I'm stuck inside, warm, but having to do 89863658292986473997237932792397139723979729723972389248923 chores.
It should be called a "Really Really Cold Day" or a "Freeze Day" or maybe even a "Below Zero Day" but no it's Snow Day but minus fun snow.
I hate winter.
Here take this:
3: winter and summer (the extreme cold/heat is gross)
2: spring (mud and rain has to ruin it)
1: fall is fRIKEN awesome doods man leaves and cool temperatures and hoodies and jackets and jeans and fall boots it's just great
