Splatoon Boyfriend Scenarios

How he (or you) confessed

Goggles

You and Goggles were taking a walk together. You were really jittery because you wanted to tell Goggles you liked him. you guys were walking when you slipped on a puddle and grabbed goggles' jacket to steady yourself. unfortunately, this just made him fall too. you both laughed but weren't really in a hurry to get up. it's now or never... you thought and took a deep breath. "hey goggles, can I tell you a secret?" you said nervously. 

"yeah." he said cheerfully. 

"I- I kinda like you. like, a lot." you choked out, Then turned a vivid shade of i/c. 

"oh.. " he said. "well I guess that means I like you too." he said, not even blushing. he beamed at you and you thought, why the heck is he not embarrassed??

Rider

you and Rider were sitting at a table in Inkopolis square. Rider had been really weird and distant today and you were wondering why. He suddenly looked down and pulled out his squidphone. he started texting someone. you wondered who it was until you heard a ding! from your own phone. why was Rider texting you? you looked down and retrieved your phone. 

rider: hey                                      

 You: hey why are u texting me im right here

rider: I jus kinda wanted to tell you something I can't say out loud 

you: ookay what is it

you heard Rider breathe a long sigh from across the table, then heard him typing.

rider: I like you...

shock coursed through you. whaaat just happened. Rider likes you... without thinking you reached across the table and grabbed Rider's hand, which was a very lovely shade of yellow-green (like the rest of his body.)

you: ❤ u too dummy

after that he ran off to go throw up.

Army 

you and Army sat at the same booth you had on your guys' first date.you'd brought him there to confess your feelings to him (not knowing he agreed to come so he could do the same thing.).you sat and talked and then all of a sudden both of you went quiet, both staring at the floor." what's wrong?" you both asked at the same time. 

"oh, well," you both said. 

"you first" you pointed at Army. 

"well, I just wanted to say you're very smart and pretty so I like you." he said very quickly and then made a face that looked like he was wishing to crawl under the table. 

"wait seriously??" you asked. 

"uuum, yeah." he said currently bright orange, just like you. 

"oh, that's what I brought you here to tell you!" you exclaimed.

Aloha

you and Aloha sat at the edge of the pool, dangling your feet in the water. the rest of his team were inside, cleaning up the remains of the party. "sooo," you said. "why're you so quiet?" at this, he looked away from you, but you could see the hot pink blush at the edge of his face. he didn't look or even smile, which was totally uncharacteristic of him. not knowing what to do, you shoved him into the pool with his shirt on. he came up gasping, but you could see that he was laughing. he swam over to the edge of the pool and rested his arms on the edge, not even bothering to get out. you laid down near the water so that you could look him in the face. you were relieved to see his smile. you booped him on the nose and whispered, "my Aloha's back." your faces got closer together and you closed your eyes. just when your foreheads touched,  the rest of the Pink team burst into the backyard and froze when they saw what you were doing. 

"oh, sorry, we'll go now, " Octoglasses said and they rushed out. your moment was ruined, however, and Aloha got out of the pool. 

"well, I gotta go," you said. 

"Yeah, I thought you were going to say that." he said, and you walked out the back door. "wait, y/n!" he shouted. you turned. "Love you," he whispered. 

after a moment's shock, you said "love you too" and went home.

Gloves

It was Valentine's day! you scrambled out of bed and got ready, then rushed out the door to buy something for Gloves. you were running around the mall desperately and accidentally knocked over a green inkling... "Gloves! oh, I'm sorry!" you exclaimed. 

"Nah, It's okay," he said. "I've been looking for you. come with me." you followed him into a pretty empty shop and he turned. "I have two questions for you," he said. 

"okay, throw them at me," you said. "okay. #1, will you be my valentine?" he said, blushing. 

"what? yes!" you said, shocked. 

"#2..." he hesitated. 

"yes?" 

"#2... will you be my valentine forever?" 

"yes!!" 

"well, that's pretty fresh..."

Emperor

after your guys' first date, you and emperor had become pretty close. he even let you sub for his team when a member wasn't around. this was happening now. 

3...2...1...GO! you took off, immediately forming the Emperor road. you were in the central area in a matter of seconds. you were on the left side of the formation and you splatted almost everyone in your path. welcome all creatures to this legendary turf war! the announcement speakers blared. you turned to cover a patch of ink from an enemy bomb and saw a crane falling down at you! oh my! it looks like one of the cranes had fallen and its heading straight for y/n!!  the crowd gasped. you screamed as the crane came closer and closer but you were too scared to move. just when the crane would have hit you, you felt something tug you away from the falling crane. the crane SMASHED into the ground where you had been standing and just as the match ended you realized Emperor had saved you. outside the lobby, you went to thank Emperor for saving you. "why'd you save me? you broke the emperor road," you asked. Emperor road was most important to Emperor, and by breaking it he lost the match. 

"how could I not save you?" he asked. 

"well we lost the match. you've never saved anyone before." you said, confused. 

"I saved you because I love you," he whispered. "and I didn't want you to die." this made you cry and you sat with your head on his shoulder. *cue aloha's camera noises*

WowWee that was a long one sorry guys! bear with me one more ;)

Prinz

you were so nervous you dropped soda on his shirt. "h-haha, sorry" you said. 

"what's up? you look so nervous," he whispered. you were at the crust bucket with Prinz after a long day of training. you were supposed to tell him you liked him, and this kind of thing was not your strong suit. 

"n-nothing," you said. "it's not nothing, that's obvious." he said and the look he was giving you was so worried it all burst out of you. 

"you're like the cutest and sweetest squid I've ever met and I really like you." both he and you turned dark shades of i/c. 

"oh. t-that's what you were nervous..." he stuttered. "well um I guess I like you too?" he said. you were so relieved that you tackled him with a hug.

Wow, that was like the longest thing I've ever written... sorry if it was boring I hope it wasn't. Hopefully it wasn't too cheesy haha